By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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Michaelgee 2

I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

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hannah1203 2

Rabbi's don't get paid to do circumcisions, but they do keep the tips...

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a124 4

make sure the bird is in the cage before closing the door next time.

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matttheman33 0

ROFL there must have been blood everywhere

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dan142 0

should've already been done ;)

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mskp 0

Lots of people choose not to have it circumcised now because of how much pleasure you loose if it's gone. No foreskin = Way less nerve endings! But to be fair it does look better circumcised. But I'm not and plan to keep it that way!

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gorillawarfare92 1

it doesn't look any better either way in my opinion. plus, the foreskin is fun, it makes it easier to play with. :P

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TheMonica 0

Attention all males: if you cannot successfully operate a zipper, you better stick to pants/shorts with buttons or elastic wastebands. Seriously though, I'm a girl and that made me sick to my stomach.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

That's right ladies and gentleman, the DIY circumcision home kit by Ginsu, only $19.95 while supplies last. But, if you call within the next 10 minutes we'll throw in a second kit, you just pay shipping. Call now, operators are standing by.

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