Health: Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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Michaelgee 2

Monday 16 May 2011 23:05

I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

hannah1203 2

Monday 16 May 2011 23:13

Rabbi's don't get paid to do circumcisions, but they do keep the tips...

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zzzjakezzz 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:07

quantam phase shift through the zipper next time

harrywestt 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:07

:O holy crap. I kinda feel your pain but then again this has never happened to me before

niralz16 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:11

OWCH! I'm a girl and I even cringed

shugdog 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:13

how in the world does that even happen?!?

emmiep1011 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:19

weren't you wearing underwear...?

Chloey7 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:21

that's what you get for not wearing underwear!

annagurl7854 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:28

ouchhh .!

logo79 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:36

omg bad zipper

SBSforthewin 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:40

franks and beans!

Narwhalskill 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:49

AHHHHH.....

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