Somebody peed in your pants?

I'm noticing that most, if not ALL of the FMLs innvolving the OP being shitfucked drunk are YDIs

I was gonna say FYL, but i realized the guy who posted this was french... so YDI

You do know Freddy Mercury from Queen took it in the pooper, right? Just thought you should know that since you're comparing yourself to them.

Reyo - are you a homophobe? I bet it tears you up inside that Freddie Mercury was more man than you could ever hope to be in your life. :D

I don't know but I bet Freddy Murcury got torn up inside.... giggity. btw I love queen!!!

it would have been fml if you weren't drunk.

57 your point being?

???

He means when his long tie hangs down it blocks his stream.

not only do we let it flop about, we also swing it about so the pee can get everywhere. trust me!

You spin me right ‘round, baby Right ‘round like a record, baby Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, You spin me right ‘round, baby Right ‘round like a record, baby Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round

Oh god lol

Not if you have a stiffy

Not if it's short. Then he always stands at attention.

Fail.

Maybe you were just iPhone first or iPod first. Unfortunately the app delays it. Or maybe you're just a troll.

fuken fail

It's possible to remember those kind of "Oh shit" moments when you're wasted. I have a friend who can get absolutely hammered, pass out, vomit, and when he wakes up, all he remembers is vomiting. OR, it's possible that the OP a) had someone point it out later on or b) realised his pants were covered in pee and put two and two together.

some people can remember being f'ed my mom can get hammered and still remember everything we talked about. before I had kids I never blacked out I remembered not so much anymore...