By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML
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superstephen4 5

wow. I can imagine doing that

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TheKitsune 0

Don't guys need to... aim? Do you usually just let it flop about while you pee?

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superstephen4 5

wow. I can imagine doing that

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Zhejan 0

Somebody peed in your pants?

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Reyo 2

I'm noticing that most, if not ALL of the FMLs innvolving the OP being shitfucked drunk are YDIs

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pinkfloydd77 0

I was gonna say FYL, but i realized the guy who posted this was french... so YDI

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Reyo 2

You do know Freddy Mercury from Queen took it in the pooper, right? Just thought you should know that since you're comparing yourself to them.

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null_fml 11

Reyo - are you a homophobe? I bet it tears you up inside that Freddie Mercury was more man than you could ever hope to be in your life. :D

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F3n0m 0

I don't know but I bet Freddy Murcury got torn up inside.... giggity. btw I love queen!!!

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KRYPTON1T3 5

it would have been fml if you weren't drunk.

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TheKitsune 0

Don't guys need to... aim? Do you usually just let it flop about while you pee?

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blland 0

not only do we let it flop about, we also swing it about so the pee can get everywhere. trust me!

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evangldbrg 0

You spin me right ‘round, baby Right ‘round like a record, baby Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, You spin me right ‘round, baby Right ‘round like a record, baby Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round

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bronson1028 8

Not if it's short. Then he always stands at attention.

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supercu96 0

hahahhahahahhahahahaha i always check my zippers before i leve my room or bathroom xD

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iTony_fml 0

you totally deserved it for being that drunk

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fringle 0

Maybe you were just iPhone first or iPod first. Unfortunately the app delays it. Or maybe you're just a troll.

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TC1_fml 0

Em, you wouldn't remember it if you were THAT ******...

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skybeau 0

It's possible to remember those kind of "Oh shit" moments when you're wasted. I have a friend who can get absolutely hammered, pass out, vomit, and when he wakes up, all he remembers is vomiting. OR, it's possible that the OP a) had someone point it out later on or b) realised his pants were covered in pee and put two and two together.

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shinny0406 12

some people can remember being f'ed my mom can get hammered and still remember everything we talked about. before I had kids I never blacked out I remembered not so much anymore...

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teebonehead 0

EWWW ! You lose , fail game over go home.

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