wow. I can imagine doing that

Somebody peed in your pants?

I'm noticing that most, if not ALL of the FMLs innvolving the OP being shitfucked drunk are YDIs

I was gonna say FYL, but i realized the guy who posted this was french... so YDI

You do know Freddy Mercury from Queen took it in the pooper, right?
Just thought you should know that since you're comparing yourself to them.

Reyo - are you a homophobe? I bet it tears you up inside that Freddie Mercury was more man than you could ever hope to be in your life. :D

I don't know but I bet Freddy Murcury got torn up inside.... giggity. btw I love queen!!!

it would have been fml if you weren't drunk.

57 your point being?

Ouch D: I hate it when I forget to move my tie.

???

He means when his long tie hangs down it blocks his stream.

Don't guys need to... aim? Do you usually just let it flop about while you pee?

not only do we let it flop about, we also swing it about so the pee can get everywhere.

trust me!

You spin me right ‘round, baby
Right ‘round like a record, baby
Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round,
You spin me right ‘round, baby
Right ‘round like a record, baby
Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round

Oh god lol

Not if you have a stiffy

Not if it's short. Then he always stands at attention.

hahahhahahahhahahahaha i always check my zippers before i leve my room or bathroom xD

LMAO... nicely done

you totally deserved it for being that drunk

first

Fail.

Maybe you were just iPhone first or iPod first. Unfortunately the app delays it. Or maybe you're just a troll.

fuken fail

Em, you wouldn't remember it if you were THAT fucked...

It's possible to remember those kind of "Oh shit" moments when you're wasted. I have a friend who can get absolutely hammered, pass out, vomit, and when he wakes up, all he remembers is vomiting.

OR, it's possible that the OP a) had someone point it out later on or b) realised his pants were covered in pee and put two and two together.

EWWW ! You lose , fail game over go home.

That is disgusting