By liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 095
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Ajjas013 6

Funny :)

shlong is win.

his schlong went into mortal combat what is he 7 years old

you must have weak pants.

zipper wins. brutality

BOOM Headshot! Get it?

heroic brutality!!

hehe boom headshot nice dude nice lol... and that sux lol eh shit happens lol

34- wanna see if I can give you a "headshot"? =D

#34, I'd tap that :p

anyone ever do stricker's ultimate fatality? it owns

who the hell says schlong?

Ajjas013 6

You just said it.

lol oh! nevermind I got it.

be quiet, ajjas, i was quoting op. ;)

I said schlong about three times today #60

oh f***. I just got the FML. OP, hope your schlong isnt finished.

lol Sam took you 15 minutes :P

#77.. i really hope you're kidding..

brutality!!!!!

YDI for having teeth

this was on something about mary

87: yuup I sat there and stared until I got it.

sounds like you do this a lot =D

@17 - it's "kombat", not "combat". there are no c's in outworld. :D

don't worry I had to stare at it for a minute before I understood it XD

Brutality. Followed by you crying so bad in Babality.

Just kidding AngryNinja. Kinda :P

34 is sexxxxyyyyyy!!!

FINISH HIM FATALITY...zipper wins!

for your sake, fedor, i hope you are. xD

oh man, your schlong is now a schlort.

129, that was beautiful. classic. ;)

#129 wins and THAT was a flawless victory.

113 - Do you have a stutter? Anyway, what happened to the irrelevant comments being removed, the offender's account banned, fire, brimstone, and the like? I was very happy when I saw Sirin's post, but it seems to not be in effect yet.

Aww maaan, I don't get it. :/

took me a few minutes to get this one. terribly worded imo.

you wish you had a schlong!

agreed with 47

64 ur dumb and not funny now me I'm HILARiOUS

YDI for not wearing underwear

YDI for not wearing underwear.

WTF does op stand for

what the hell is a schlong?!

0_0 @ 94.......WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE FML???  teeth..... ydi for having teeth??? Can someone explain this plz. I can't seem to find the relation of this fml and teeth

op is optimus prime.

Finish him!

148: who the hell said I was trying to be funny! I know I'm dumb stfu.

hahahaha oh my fucking god I thought you meant me. sorry, ignore my last comment please hahhaa x)

#34 u have a nice pair of tits..can I stick my shlong inbetween those..;)

113 is cute. OP I hope your schlong is still workin(: best of luck to you:D

Paige I wish I had your eye color:D

111 I'd tap that :)

ouch D: have someone kiss it?

thank you Samantha!:D

I honest to god don't understand one word of this FML soooo YDI????

5 dollar foot long lol XD

your welcome Paige:D

i dont uderstand doesshlong me dick

I say schlong it's a funny word

win that was fuckin hilarious

how sam is hott

Hope there wasn't much gore

this FML makes no sense; WTF r u talking about op?

no he isn't.. If he was, he would say "my dingaling got into a tickle fight with my zipper. my dingaling won"

ydi for saying shlong or whatever you call it

yes. that's disturbing

oh god angry ninjas back trolling!

ydi for underestimating the abilities of a formiddible opponent

rifling @ 165 XD

rofling, dumb spellchecker :(

damn, I'm having such an off day huh lol.

I get it! counter strike. I read through fml everyday but today I signed up just to reply to this hot chics comment!

then bam!!!!! he knocks u out and gets the girl instead!!!!!!! lol btw #5 = win!!!!!

then comes the " LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!" annoucement throughout the store!!!!!!!!

sounds like it even your camera angle is off :D

wow thats a dam fml alright!!!!!!

224: lol, thankyou I think? 230: my camera angle is off? lol.

as i repeat OMGGGG:)lol

haha erika WIN! haha headshot!

Haha zipper win!!

No you're all wrong! His schlong won with his ninja powers. How dare you assume the zipper won! Don't worry, it happens to me all the time. Damn zipper...

you do get it tho right? your profile pic is off, your day is off? *buh dum bump tsh* lame joke :|

btw I'm pretty sure OP is reppin a schlort, not schlong

hahaha, no I don't get it but maybe that's just me:)

hey you got nice tits

I think it's just you :]

hahaha, yeahh:) I'm slow.

not many people will care if your slow if you look dec like yourself, course you get that all the time on this site it seems :P

well, I'm off to catch a few winks unless a few new fmls come back up within 15 or so minutes

#129. That's all I have to say.

ummm ya we kinda do

erikahh ftw! btw nice boobs :)

#34 want to fuck sometime

#156 it's a penis

your a perv!!!!!

#34 reminds me of snookie... just saying. And I hope you had a good medic in the field to bandage your wounded soldier OP.

Yeah, more like a shlort.

that's why I wear underwear

You got the frank AND the beans!

ydi for annoying fucking euphemisms

YDI for talking like a nerd

erikahhh is sexy

who the hell's an angry ninja?!

she wouldn't tap you #47

oh no, 205 thinks they're cool!!! 301, that would be me. ;)

hahahaha best one yet

34 can i headshot in your mouth?

If your too stupid to under stand this its basically have his 8====>~~ stuck in his pants. Schlong ftw.

lol u look like Ian from smosh

show us the titties how much?

I agree. I've been wondering that for a while now

u spelled "kombat" wrong

it's a game you dipshit it spelt with a K

nice going retard. FINISH HIM!!

#48 fails. Exceptionally. op: was it the beans or the frank. (someone should get the reference)

Aww "Something About Mary"! Good movie "We got a bleeder!"

Freakin brutality

finish him.... sub zero wins

Yeah, that must hurt like a mother.. OP, uh, I thought guys stopped zipping up their 'schlongs' when they're like 5.

107: couldn't tell ya. I'm 25 and I've never done that, ever. I didn't realize this was such a problem. It's pretty basic stuff.

Oh wow you are both very cute. Honestly.

that's what j was wondering plz tell

A penis. Sorry OP, that must suck.

It's a penis.

shlong....penis.... (:

a subtle way to indicate that your penis is long

no no no....dumb people....tsk tsk..... a schlong is a dildoe :) teeheee jkjk

what's a schlong?

Well, what is in a guy's pants and can be compared to a breadstick? dun dun daaa

his yeast infection?

39, yeast infections suck balls. Well, at least they can take place on your sac... never mind. >.>

whhhat? sorry I dun get it? lol

schlong is a cleaner word for dick, cock, penis, etc.. I'm guessing he got tangled up in his pants? ouch

ouch man........ the real question is, do you still have a schlong?

Lui kang. Man, he was the best character.

nah, it was totally raiden

scorpion. any day

Noob is my favorite. :)

I hate Raiden. I can never memorize his combos. Therefore, I can't fight worth a crap with him. I like Sub Zero also.

haha that'll teach you fyl