eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
sorethumb
Bookham, United Kingdom
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
sashimi9999
Salinas, United States
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Anonymous
Foreshadowing
Today, I sliced my finger open on a blender while removing a sticker that said, “Sharp blade, remove carefully”. I wouldn’t have gone near the blade if it weren’t for the stupid warning sticker that needed to be removed to use it. FML
Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You were lulled into a false sense of security by the innocuous-sounding brand name. If you used the generic term, hook-and-loop tape, you'd have been more careful. Hooks, man, motherfuckin hooks!!! You think Peter Pan would be scared of Captain Velcro?
Amy78_fml 11
I feel ya. I poked myself in the eye with a paper bag one time and had to use eye drops for a week.
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Amy78_fml 11
I feel ya. I poked myself in the eye with a paper bag one time and had to use eye drops for a week.
RichardPencil 32
You were lulled into a false sense of security by the innocuous-sounding brand name. If you used the generic term, hook-and-loop tape, you'd have been more careful. Hooks, man, motherfuckin hooks!!! You think Peter Pan would be scared of Captain Velcro?
ojoRojo 27
I can relate...I once sliced my thumb open taking the “pull tab” lid off a soup can and had to go get a tetanus shot haha