By Brummsta - 27/01/2010 07:41 - Australia

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 918
You deserved it 2 596

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looks like you've got a nosey neighbour. if she's a female, I say drill her if you know what i mean

You are a heavy sleeper bro.

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what's wrong with that?

are you serious? so when people borrow your shit you expect them to return it by breaking and entering, and putting it on your BED when ur sleeping? hopefully youre being sarcastic haha :)

she is just fat 

That is an understatement.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking fatass lmao.

atleast she's brave enough to put a picture

yeah, at least she put a picture. lol she's not *that* fat... heh.

FLINGA MARRY ME?

come on guys! you don't have to be rude to her and call her names! she probably was just making a joke and being sarcastic!

uhhh how did they get in is the real question

ur fat y u hav a pic it ruins peoples image of you wen they c ur name

in the 5lvs of fatness…big healthy husky fluffy and DAMN ur about a DAMN…gabrial inglesias made them!!!!¡

it takes work to get that fat

uhhhh what are you people talking about, she hardly looks chunky. definitely not what I'd call fat.

how did everyone get to that topic?

awwww change ur pic flinga

For the love of all that is Mike! That's so creepy. *shudders* FYL

I remember my 1 millionth donut

54. agreed :/

retard...they had to break in to do it. and change your pic before you cause vomiting, blindness or death.

@#54 Hahahah I was just thinking that...

lmao epic win #74

Today, I went on FML. And found a slightly funny FML. I clicked comments and saw your picture. FML.

gee i fuckin wonder? mabye cuz his neighbor came into his house and his bedroom dumbass. and loose some weight go out and run and stop eating 3 supersized meals from mcdonalds

ewwwwwwww flinga....you look...nasty....change your pic NOW!!

flinga honey...I don't mean to be rude but damn ur uglyyyyy

#1 (flinga) is a FAT ASS

Fat chicks are the fucking worst. Its called The Subway Diet, flinga. Try it.

gross pic fflinga

lol #1 is a fat bitchhhh

a wild snorlax appears! the great balls.. they do nothing.

#101 u so copied that from another fml.

#1 just made me scarred for life...

seriously!! there's this thing called spectrum! geez!

Most of you guys are fucking assholes.

you're a fucking asshole. everyone has feelings so don't pick on people for appearance. fuck you.

looks like you've got a nosey neighbour. if she's a female, I say drill her if you know what i mean

Perhaps how it got there... they were asleep, in their bed, and *somehow* the cordless drill their neighbour found its way in there.

You are a heavy sleeper bro.

If only the drill had a cord, then you could trace the cable back to where it came from...

if that drill had a cord, he would have found it wraped around his neck.

At least it wasn't a severed horses head!

GODFATHER!!!!!

*neighing* Go-oo-od mo-o-rning

You left out the part where you sleep in the nude.

its western australia and it's summer. good chance he does lol

Hopefully your neighbour's a chick. ;)

yeahh mate west australians dominate happy AUSTRALIA DAY bitches

learn to lock your doors!