By morenita27 - 21/12/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 404
You deserved it 4 059

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ugh. I hate ignorant people.

Something tells me that woman didn't pass yr 2 maths.


hahaha why is your life fucked !?

Because the woman couldn't tell the difference between 12 and a dozen.

ugh. I hate ignorant people.

I hate ignorant people who use one word sentences.

I hate ignorant people too! The customer ordered 12 donuts NOT a dozen! YDI

maybe it was a bakery...

26 I hope u know that a dozen IS 12.....

I think 26 was trying to be funny. Op- I hope you pointed out to that bitch that 12 is a dozen and then molested her doughnuts complete with your special glaze.

ydi for not making donuts for me

Not ignorant.. Just female :D

that was for sexybeastsexybea's comment...

I did not understand that concept till the 2nd grade but also no one ever told me that!(: Ohh well I was 7or8 can't remember

a "Baker's Dozen" is 13.

If the women in this world were half as dumb as the one in this FML, Drummer Boy just might have a chance!

Having some lady yell at you that 12 isn't a dozen fucks your life?

it does when i spent my morning trying to convince myself that the people in the town i work in arent as stupid as i think lol

this needs to go on ""

op is female.

a dozen IS 12......

Was 24 trying to be ironic or a hypocrite?

So much for "The customer is always right".

Agreed. Naive people are pretty bad as well.

don't be Mad... if the lady embarrassed anyone, it was just herself

how is this an FML? so what, the lady is a moron, why would it effect you ?

hahahha bet your gay then since females clearly arentgood enough for u ;)

Wow WTF she's dumb!

I totally would have done something like that.

Must've been a blond.

You mean blonde. She's a female. >_>

Don hate on us blondes! >_< Were clever... sometimes.

Actually... A "Baker's Dozen" is 13 pastries. Could have been what she meant.

idk how this is an fml..... but it was funny, i guess....

umm what the hell does she want then? f her life.. not yours..

Something tells me that woman didn't pass yr 2 maths.

Unnecessary grammar patrolling. I think we all know which woman #6 was referring to and therefore there was no need for two "that"s. Maybe comment on the pluralization of "math" next time.

Ooh! Ooh! Can I tell her that MagicMushrooms was correcting herself? And that it's called "maths" in Australia? Can I?

maybe op meant to say it like "something tells me, that women"

Something tells me you didn't pass second year English.

it's called "maths" in a lot of places.

23... there are no words.

23 = BiTCH Bahahaha ;]

23: Wow, you're stupid. In Australia, we say 'maths'.

dragonaair, when i went to austrailia, my homestay family said she was taking math b in year 10. i understand the year stands gor grade but whats the math a,b, or c?

132 - How it works (if you're smart) is that you go to Math A in 8th grade, Geometry in 9th, and then Math B in 10th. I don't think there's a Math C though... but there's pre-calculus :L I live in the US as well, but I don't know about where you live.

just saying number 11 is number six just figured I'd point that out

Ignorant dumbass. I'm from Canada and even I know in some countries they call it Maths. Do your homework before you start running your mouth. Better yet, quit wasting your time taking pictures of your stank ass face and do more research in your end. you will do the world a huge favour!

23 said "comment on" not "correct". She could have been setting 6 up for a grammar Nazi session. :0

Its called maths in a lot of places like Australia where OP is, dumbass grammar snob.

OP could have tried to cheat her change, she wouldn't have been able to count anyway by the sound of it

I hate that when people say stupid crap like that..... I get that samething at my job too

People are stupid aren't they. This reminds me of the time my friend asked me for two quarters. The same thing happened here except with the words quarters and 50 cents.

so what? how does this fuck your life? the customer is stupid...your life is not forever fucked as a result of her stupidity. in fact, I'm guessing you'll forget all about her tomorrow.

wow she seems like a smart peachy lady.

I like your pic

The one i would like to hang out with...