FML : Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning....

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By zaneey / Saturday 17 January 2009 18:41 / Australia

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By Applesause1223 | 0

#260870 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:27

That's why you shouldent smoke.

YDI

By Jari | 0

#430566 - Sunday 26 July 2009 17:00

What have we learned?

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By badbooze | 0

#9963 - Sunday 1 March 2009 7:52

This is why I'm gay.

walshboy | 0

#4754395 - Tuesday 31 July 2012 8:53

what???

T9FTW | 20

#5103189 - Thursday 1 November 2012 3:21

He puts a [beep!] in his mouth in place of smokes.

By iloveyoulosers | 0

#42195 - Thursday 19 March 2009 5:57

Simply put: duh.

By LiveLoveLife_fml | 0

#181081 - Saturday 9 May 2009 3:50

Ok dude,

Gotta give ya this one...

You Deserved It...seriously?!

I'm sorry but that was kinda stupid...

badluckalex | 23

#6075478 - Saturday 27 September 2014 19:45

why

do

you

type

like

this

what

the

fuck

my

brain

hurts

By Applesause1223 | 0

#260870 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:27

That's why you shouldent smoke.

YDI

awaywiththefairi_fml_fml | 8

#2759865 - Sunday 26 June 2011 1:56

that's why you should go back to school.
even your name is spelt arseways.

YoYoYo20_21_22 | 2

#3650046 - Sunday 27 November 2011 23:56

Says the person who spelled 'fairy' wrong.

ImTheAlpha | 30

#4261729 - Thursday 5 April 2012 7:31

30- (S)he might have been trying to spell "fairies" but it got cut off.

By atruprince17 | 0

#291830 - Thursday 11 June 2009 3:26

well that whats ur stupid ass for not having self control

By rokkdizzie | 0

#303425 - Sunday 14 June 2009 10:10

i smoked on the patch before and never got sick

By happygoluckyhh | 0

#337209 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:09

YDI for being a smoker. The nicotine must have gone to your head if you can't read the freakin box.

By Jari | 0

#430566 - Sunday 26 July 2009 17:00

What have we learned?

By redcherries90 | 0

#497855 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:52

ur a dumbass.

By NaziZombie | 0

#533031 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:07

Who smokes?!?!?

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