Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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SuperMew 22
Two things Op. 1. Next time you sleep with someone, have a conversation about where you intend it to go. "This is just a one night stand" conversation might be awkward at first, but likely will prevent such things from happening again. 2. Try to keep your stuff in one area it makes escape easier
ee590 4
I'm pretty sure this guy is just trying to be cool about giving your stuff back and asking you out... He has no idea that she is not interested and just thinks he has found a funny and cool way to ask her out... something they can laugh about on their date. She should just tell him it was a one time thing and get her stuff back IMO...
russfml 31
Maybe OP wouldn't be in that situation if she didn't decide to sleep with someone that she isn't interested in. She's deserves it and she's a bitch for leading him on
glorktheaburger 14
you sound like my ex
JKPwnage 27
Reasons why this needs a followup: 1. I want to understand OP's logic 2. I want to hear how the date went :D
King_paradox 22
My personal opinion. It was a cute gesture. She's a bit of a bitch. But we need his side of the story before we can victim blame or blame her.
tdawg91 17
I'm a female and even I can see that this guy isn't a predator, they slept together and he obviously wants to get to know her better so "if you want your wallet back, go on a date with me" is just a cute way of asking her out, I highly doubt he would actually keep her wallet if she said no. Maybe OP should either grow some balls and tell him that her interest was purely sexual or take better care of her shit
edmunson 22
1. Every situation is unique, and 2. Refer to rule #1 3. 'Nuf said!
pitapizzaparty 18
Go on the date ,take the wallet and climb out of the restroom window.
gracehi 33
Yeah. Why change her behavior now? XD
annalily5 28
Has no one here ever seen an attractive guy who wasn't a great personality fit? I've been attracted to, and yes, even slept with, guys I wasn't interested in dating. So long as everyone knows it's just a one night stand(which should be assumed unless otherwise specified), and condoms are used, hook ups are fun activities no one should feel bad. Assuming OP didn't make any promises (which would make her a bitch), the dude shouldn't of hooked up if he didn't think he could stay feels free. He definitely shouldn't be blackmailing her into a romatic situation she doesn't want to engadge in.
doctorhook86 25
#118: Why should it be assumed that if you have sex with someone, it's not an indicator of interest? Obviously you're at least sexually interested in them; biology says that's supposed to be our primary indicator of interest. Just be straight up with people about your intentions!
annalily5 28
It's an expression of physical interest, not emotional interest. The two can often be quite seperate. Just like you don't assume you're best friend want to sleep with you, despite the emotional interest, you dn't assume a hook up wants to stick around and date, dispite the physical interest. Hell, even if you hook up with a friend (which I have done without compications), you don't assuming their emotionally interested in the dating way without talking about it. tl,dr Don't make assumptions, clarify with actual words.