By oops - Canada - Toronto
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
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  Marcella1016  |  31

54 - A text saying "You ok?" would also work.

Ironically I had the exact same text sent to me today in a similar situation - except the restaurant only had one bathroom and I was stuck waiting for 10 mins on a woman with 3 small children. Luckily I didn't have "stomach issues" like OP's date and my friend had sense enough to text me rather than assume I left.

Poor guy :( But hey if it works out between OP and the guy this would be a great story to tell! Or of course he could be a con artist who dined and ditched...

  zinoxity  |  23

Damn. That's quite unfortunate.
Is it sad that the only reason I know what MIA stands for is because I'm addicted to league of legends? I think it is.

  McNerdyNerd  |  8

I have straight A's in college, have a great job and am not addicted but play the I do read about 10 new books a year. And I know what MIA nice. Stop assuming, it can get you into trouble. :)

  humorizer  |  14

Only 10 books a year? There's some 52 weeks in a year... reading 30 books a year would be just mediocre imho. It only takes about a day or two to read a regular novel; three days to read an exceptionally long one.

  LegraMR  |  1

120, and 125, you both missed the point. It wasn't that he plays the video game that made 92 assume he really needs to pick up a book. It was that a video game is the only reason he knows what a fairly common acronym means. He said himself that he thinks its sad.

  cswens25  |  8

I read 730 lengthy novels a year, in addition to working three jobs, going to school full time, raising two kids, playing league of legends, and consuming incredible amounts of weed and alcohol. Not to mention banging at least three new hoes each week. The rest of you need to stop being such lazy douchebags.

  little_one  |  20

I agree if I was stuck in the bathroom I don't think I'd want to admit it... Me and my husband always leave the bathroom door open... If it's ever closed we know something serious is going down and I still get embarrassed after 7 years... So for that to happen to a possible first date is totally mortifying!