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Maybe OP will have "relationship issues" now.. Well it's just a little misunderstanding things go on :)
"hey are you actually taking a shit or ditching me?" I have a feeling that regardless of an answer, it would be a very awkward moment.
54 - A text saying "You ok?" would also work. Ironically I had the exact same text sent to me today in a similar situation - except the restaurant only had one bathroom and I was stuck waiting for 10 mins on a woman with 3 small children. Luckily I didn't have "stomach issues" like OP's date and my friend had sense enough to text me rather than assume I left. Poor guy :( But hey if it works out between OP and the guy this would be a great story to tell! Or of course he could be a con artist who dined and ditched...
Damn. That's quite unfortunate. Is it sad that the only reason I know what MIA stands for is because I'm addicted to league of legends? I think it is.
Only 10 books a year? There's some 52 weeks in a year... reading 30 books a year would be just mediocre imho. It only takes about a day or two to read a regular novel; three days to read an exceptionally long one.
I read ten new books a month, in between college courses and working. But I play League of Legends.
So, 92, don't label someone as stupid and lazy just because they play video games
120, and 125, you both missed the point. It wasn't that he plays the video game that made 92 assume he really needs to pick up a book. It was that a video game is the only reason he knows what a fairly common acronym means. He said himself that he thinks its sad.
I read 730 lengthy novels a year, in addition to working three jobs, going to school full time, raising two kids, playing league of legends, and consuming incredible amounts of weed and alcohol. Not to mention banging at least three new hoes each week. The rest of you need to stop being such lazy douchebags.
It's obviously sarcasm ^
First to be second?
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
First of all don't be a shit head and post a worthless comment like that. Second, no you aren't.
Where did the original comment that said "first" go...??
Maybe you should get some prescription glasses with those impending negative votes ;)
AussieChild is clearly some sort of masochist who craves punishment via trying to get all the thumbs-down he can possibly get
She. And I when wrote those, it was in response to a comment which was quickly deleted.
Oh ok. Fair enough.
Aww poor guy! That's so embarassing :(
I agree if I was stuck in the bathroom I don't think I'd want to admit it... Me and my husband always leave the bathroom door open... If it's ever closed we know something serious is going down and I still get embarrassed after 7 years... So for that to happen to a possible first date is totally mortifying!
Pain =/= thumbs down. Sadly, I think he's just a really bad troll. DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!
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Show it anywayBeing stood up as having a sore stomache? Oh yea nbd
First comment!!
Aw poor guy. Stomach issues, and he got ditched. I hope you went back there to explain what happened OP.
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Perhaps you should have atleast tried calling or texting him before you left?
Aww poor guy! That's so embarassing :(