Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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Comments (146)
xupack 5
I voted you deserve it. But in all honesty I think he deserves better than you.
Dean__Winchester 16
Well you have two options: 1. Get a free dinner and swipe your wallet back or 2. Make it a hassle and cancel every card you have and replace everything that would cost more than suffering through a free meal and shabooting out when you "Have to go powder your face".
Ichiya 29
or option 3. call the ******* police on his sociopathic ass.
Hash13 13
I think it's a good move from him. He doesn't mind coming across as a weirdo to take you out again.
redpanda39 10
Wow, sexism at its finest indeed. It's completely wrong for a guy to lead a girl on just to have sex and then bolt out the door, but if a woman does it "she can do whatever she wants cuz it's her body". So this guy's feelings are totally invalid, then? Cuz that's where most of the YDI's are coming from. Not shaming for having casual sex, but for leading someone on and using them for sex. It doesn't matter what gender you are, that's wrong. And yeah, you're free to do it, but that doesn't free you from the consequences or judgements of others.
TheMathMajor 26
How do you know she lead him on? If she did, yeah that's wrong and no one is saying that's okay. What we do know is the guy is trying to make OP do something she doesn't want to, and that is DEFINITELY not okay wether she lead him on or not. The people saying it's okay for women to have one night stands are replying to the people who seem to think it's not. There's no way for us to know if she was using him, or if the guy just wasn't on the same page for some reason.
chocolatelover96 14
Here's a tip -don't sleep with someone you're not interested in! FHL for sleeping with someone who doesn't appreciate a decent guy.
miryam1998 3
And that's the start of what will become a beautiful love story!
ballislife2324 14
I think people should have one night stands and there is nothing wrong with that at all. But she should of made it clear to him.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
166- It was obviously more than a one night stand to him, that's kinda the point of this fml.
nysucker 8
How did you sleep with him before you liked him
my_life_sucks_99 9
How did you get a text if you left your phone at his house