FML : Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth...

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BrokeAsAJoke - / Sunday 29 March 2009 13:38 / United States

Money

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By jtek | 0

#67752 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:22

That could have happened to anybody. I feel your pain!

By TheAntiComment | 0

#67975 - Sunday 29 March 2009 21:30

so you didnt get laid Im guessing

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By Jasper_fml | 0

#67654 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:03

you deserved that one.

edit: first.

By chiaro | 0

#67657 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:04

were you driving without a license?

pingpongpickle | 8

#1025934 - Thursday 10 June 2010 5:06

who drives with a license these days?

Isoldael | 25

#3122223 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:28

Maybe OP didn't have his license in his wallet?

By kaizer_fml | 0

#67663 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:04

very smooth...YDI

By sono54 | 0

#67699 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:10

you blew it

By StopWhiningPpl | 0

#67706 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:11

You deserved it, but that still sucks. I've had those days before.

By Bryan_Z | 0

#67708 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:11

at least fuck him to make up for it

molil_4810 | 0

#1446650 - Thursday 23 September 2010 9:51

her*!

By jtek | 0

#67752 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:22

That could have happened to anybody. I feel your pain!

By lesb_lv | 0

#67765 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:25

Ohhh, FYL :(
I sometimes forget my wallet @home... Lucky that you werent stopped by police.

By Frlf | 0

#67780 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:29

Wao. That sucks.

By craigahh | 0

#67810 - Sunday 29 March 2009 20:38

I think we've all done it. I lost my debit card the day before prom and I didn't have any cash... I didn't realize it until dinner was over :

All that aside, YDI.

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