Money: Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl...

By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Bring your A game

By Anonymous - 23/12/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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jtek 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:22

That could have happened to anybody. I feel your pain!

TheAntiComment 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:30

so you didnt get laid Im guessing

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Jasper_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:03

you deserved that one. edit: first.

chiaro 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:04

were you driving without a license?

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 10 June 2010 5:06

who drives with a license these days?

Isoldael 27

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:28

Maybe OP didn't have his license in his wallet?

kaizer_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:04

very smooth...YDI

sono54 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:10

you blew it

StopWhiningPpl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:11

You deserved it, but that still sucks. I've had those days before.

Bryan_Z 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:11

at least **** him to make up for it

molil_4810 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:51

her*!

jtek 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:22

That could have happened to anybody. I feel your pain!

lesb_lv 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:25

Ohhh, FYL :( I sometimes forget my wallet @home... Lucky that you werent stopped by police.

Frlf 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:29

Wao. That sucks.

craigahh 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:38

I think we've all done it. I lost my debit card the day before prom and I didn't have any cash... I didn't realize it until dinner was over : All that aside, YDI.