Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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Comments (146)
Clevelandians 17
You're an idiot. This isn't messed up at all. He's trying to be a nice guy. She can be straight up with him and I'm sure she can get the wallet back without the date. So many people here really don't understand the guys motives. He isn't trying to FORCE her on a date. ****.
Nimor 25
A bit of well deserved karma perhaps?
goldcock19 9
Lol I've been ther too op except it was my boxers instead of my wallet and I just didn't bother going back to get them.
Exaspera 55
Bitch: Babe In Total Control of Herself
Deku_Cutie 12
I pressed the YDI button as SOON as I read the 1st sentence. You're ****** up.
Clevelandians 17
Get off FML please. You have such a judgmental tiny brain that is better off abstaining from society completely.
weswheatley 14
Ydi, I hope he pays for the dinner with your money from your wallet
erizonkim 17
YDI if you don't like him you should have known better than to sleep with him in the first place.
pickle682 17
Call the cops. It depends how much you really don't wanna see him
ChristinePi 36
Wow. All the victim blaming on here. Maybe it was a hook up for both of them and he wanted more. You should not have to go out with him to get it back.
DoomedGemini 38
I am going off the assumption she's told him she doesn't want to.