Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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Comments (146)
goozeo 11
You are not worth his time.
S_Gnu 17
Christ, some of the people here have a stick up their ass. Casual sex (as long as it's safe and both parties consent) isn't a bad thing.
interesting33 37
if you have hooked up with someone on a one-night stand it could be assumed it is just a one-night stand. It is not giving false hope. If however, OP had promised to call or something that might be different, but we don't know that she did.
jazalea8 16
Ask him to give it back without going to dinner because you are not intersted. If he says no, report it stolen to the police. You can show proof that he is holding your personal belongings (including money and other forms of identification that does not belong to him). He cannot legally do so. Also, you might want to consider getting a restraining order if your ID was in your wallet (which it usually is) and will have your address on it. Cannot be too careful in this day and age.
meganmax 14
You may not be intrestead, but at least go have a date? yall already had sex. so hey why not? :)
jazman195 20
Oh no, free food!
hehe1996 15
I don't see why several comments are calling the guy a gentleman, he's refusing to giver OPs wallet back unless they go on a date with him. If Op let him think it was more than sex then that was wrong but they shouldn't have to go on a date with him just to get their wallet back.
maxpaine1337 7
go along with it until its in sight. then snatch!, grab!, and run!
cailey1234567890 24
This is going to get down voted. But if a GUY posted this. Everyone would be saying "FYL" You're only said YDI because OP is a girl and society thinks that a girl cannot enjoy herself in the same way a man can.
uhnevermind 24
Are you not reading the other comments? It's almost unanimous that anyone using another person solely for sex is wrong.
uhnevermind 24
And just to be clear, I'm talking about using someone. Not casual sex, where both sides understand that it won't go further. Because by OP hurrying out of his house, it seems pretty obvious that he was interested in her romantically.
eightbithero 12
I love how all these comments are like "he's a creep, he's an ass, blah blah blah" like it's perfectly okay for a woman to use a man for sex because men do it... It's not ok for anyone to do it... Honestly if I was in his position I would do the same thing.
Ichiya 29
And you would be a creep too. The both consentually used each other to satisfy a natural urge. The end. No more obligations.