Intimacy: Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text...

By Username - 03/02/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

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By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

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By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 17:44 - United States - Riverside

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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loopy_lulu 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:26

did your friend know you were out with him?

Doortje 29

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:36

What an ass. Hopefully it won't work out between your roommate and him, because it would suck to have to see him that often.

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loopy_lulu 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:26

did your friend know you were out with him?

xxxNataliexxx 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:32

wouldn't she of known you were with him? lmfaoo wow

Doortje 29

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:36

What an ass. Hopefully it won't work out between your roommate and him, because it would suck to have to see him that often.

ryanebk 7

Friday 4 February 2011 10:31

shoulda been less boring!

ryanebk 7

Friday 4 February 2011 10:31

shoulda been less boring!

JenDanielle917 13

Monday 17 October 2011 5:43

Shoulda not commented twice!

kpolice 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:36

Doesn't he know that you have got to keep your ladies in different area codes?

PrettyBoy_Jayy 0

Friday 4 February 2011 5:10

yeeeaaahhh like you ever had that soo stfu dude. seriously!.

andruha1123 5

Friday 4 February 2011 8:30

what's wrong with him?

carnage1106 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:44

Apparently you didn't tickle his fancy.

IHeartJimi02 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:45

Sorry op. It just shows that he wasn't that into you. It was very rude of him but at least you know the type of person he is. Better luck next time.

tona01 16

Friday 4 February 2011 1:16

great profile pic, hendrix rules!!

IHeartJimi02 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:23

Thank you! He's my favorite musician.

tona01 16

Friday 4 February 2011 6:23

mine too

perdix 29

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:48

How did he get a date with her if he was "rudely text messag(ing)" her? Most girls like to be sweet-talked before they hook up, not insulted. I guess some girls really do like the bad boys.

rockyraccoon28 8

Friday 4 February 2011 0:29

that's what I thought when I read too. OP, don't feel bad. he's a jerk. there's an example for you right there, he's rude to girls. you don't need him.

ballar429 0

Friday 4 February 2011 8:08

I think they meant that he was being rude by texting during the date... not texting rude things to the roommate.... confused me for a minute too though

gusgus36 5

Friday 4 February 2011 0:19

worst date ever!

Jesterful009 0

Friday 4 February 2011 6:11

is that a fake profile picture??

guppy40000 0

Friday 4 February 2011 0:31

was your roomate a guy by chance, that would make this situation slightly better. Sounds like your roomate is a cow if she was interested in this guy and let you go on a date with him. i say screw them both. If your roomate gets around alot you might wanna check with him or her before going on any dates just in case.