Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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Comments (146)
enginsteve 17
**** it, had sex
AndyPurdy 31
well atleast he was nice enough to tell you and return it unlike most fucktards who keep other peoples belongings
cosmicdancer84 7
Let's reverse the genders in this situation. let's say a guy had a one night and a girl tried to blackmail him into dinner, you'd all say she's crazy. This guy isn't being cute. if he were a gentleman, he'd mail the wallet to her. Women are entitled to one night stands too because they like to get laid just like men do. deal with it.
niphredil12 8
Exactly! Thank you!
Axel5238 29
I agree with you if it was a women doing it she'd be crazy. However, the notion guys do it so women should do it is iffy only because either way it's still not great behavior either way. Guys do a lot of shitty things and try to justify it. If a guy sleeps around too much he should be looked at as a potential risk not celebrated. On the flip side women know it's risky and dangerous know lot's of guys do it doesn't make it good behavior to emulate. Regardless of gender/sexual orientation it's risky and shouldn't be celebrated. TLDR: If it was a chick she'd be crazy not cute. Gender/sexual orientation 1 night stands are a choice, but it's risky regardless and like any choice can and will be judged for it.
Saikon1357 25
People need to stop shaming OP for having a one night stand. Sex is great. I'd suggest taking the date, get some free food out of it and just get your wallet back. If he tries to withhold your wallet from you accuse him of blackmail and theft and threaten to call the cops. If he still doesn't return it, actually do call the cops. Or just skip the date and tell him to return it or you'll report it to the police as theft, because it technically is.
EnchantingCurse 0
Why are people saying she deserves it? He's guilting her into a date by holding her property against her. That's really gross
shesaidlight 1
maybe it's just a wallet, maybe you didn't put money in it. lol ??
niphredil12 8
Im surprised and digusted at the amount of people shaming this person for havubg safe, consentual sex with an adult. One night stands are common and only the women are shamed for it. There is no reason to be ashamed, OP, sex can be fun and a one night stand is a perfect way to do this. You do not deserve to be tricked into anything you didnt want to do.
niphredil12 8
And he used her for the same purpose! That is what one night stands are! 2 adults having safe consentual sex for fun!! What a concept!!
mishwarner 14
Dine & dash or call the cops
missambitious 21
Any way you can have a friend go over and pick up the wallet for you, OP?