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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 23:00

Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML

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By Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 15:46 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML

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Stinky

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

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By tortured - 10/09/2018 15:00

Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML

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By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Ryzaki 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:09

that must've been some smelly feet. she showers in onion or something?

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:08

Someone needs to take a shower.

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klm2 0

Monday 14 February 2011 7:02

buy one of those foot bath massagers, and be like oh this feels so nice you have to try it. then maybe she will get the hint or use it often. you coukd also offwr to take her ( you dont haave to pay for her) out for a pedicure

xxkarissababyyxx 0

Monday 14 February 2011 7:34

eww , i would tell her to wash her stanky ass body

jSOPURE 3

Monday 14 February 2011 7:38

Nothing a bath or doing laundry can fix.

veritoswty6 14

Monday 14 February 2011 8:00

wow that's gross..! smelly feet, try telling her in a good way she needs a shower a.s.a.p.. or the smell will forever remain eeeeewww

misslucero 3

Monday 14 February 2011 9:02

freaking gross!!!!! god I can't stand roommates in the first place but to smell them before you ever even see them?! seriously OP FYL and load up on candles and air fresheners :/

megaaann_fml 9

Monday 14 February 2011 9:38

are you sure it was her feet?

EvilSpirt 5

Monday 14 February 2011 14:30

Ewies!

MissSunshine123 0

Monday 14 February 2011 21:00

buy some lysol LOL

Bri2013 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:52

at least they're not crazy like the girl in The Roommate

autumn88_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:59

Ewwww.

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