By Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
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By  Keevarou  |  16

The good news is that she probably do not drink 24/7
And you are not afraid to try new things because of bad experiences.
You could always tell that person not to drink all the time of he/her does that.
It is better with a roommate with some faults than not being able to socialize

  Keevarou  |  16

As long as they can actually be decent when not drunk is good enough for me.
And you could just establish some rules instead of going all "everything is ruined" :P

  PenguinBitch  |  43

No, don't you guys see? The fish plotted this whole event! Like the movie, they hope OP takes them out so they can escape. Now's the perfect time to invest in an Aquascum 2012 which is an all purpose, self-cleaning maintenance-free, salt water purifier that is guaranteed to extend the life of your aquarium fish!!

  ironichalibut  |  24

At least the fish may be well fed now, if they can stomach that of course. Also depending on the alcohol content they may be more confident and easy going, that is if they aren't traumatized by this whole event.

  Lionesse  |  15

Not everyone wants that kind of college life and it shouldn't be all that. Why spend money to go get drunk? Tuition is quite pricey. I'd hate that lifestyle if it involved blowing chunks all the time.