FML : Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders,...

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Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

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By knockedup - / Sunday 13 February 2011 10:00 / Australia

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By ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#2078802 - Sunday 13 February 2011 07:19

"...we go down instead"? I need details damnit!

By erazzle | 0

#2082099 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:20

cause there's nothing else to do in Gladstone.

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By Flounder | 2

#2078791 - Sunday 13 February 2011 07:15

4069 yeah yeah!

By purplecowchik | 5

#2078798 - Sunday 13 February 2011 07:18

Not really an fml. How do these stupid fmls keep getting posted?

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kaprookie | 3

#2079010 - Sunday 13 February 2011 08:23

Actually this one is pretty embarassing id be embarassed if it happend to me

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tona01 | 16

#2079779 - Sunday 13 February 2011 10:19

naa i do not think this is an fml, an fml would be like -today, i went to swim, thinking i had my swimsuit on, i took my pants off, i realized i i dididn't have my swimsuit when a little girl started to scream,fml

By ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#2078802 - Sunday 13 February 2011 07:19

"...we go down instead"? I need details damnit!

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meowmeowwkitty | 0

#2080949 - Monday 14 February 2011 04:46

haha win!

By eternalsunlight | 5

#2078857 - Sunday 13 February 2011 07:30

on a side note Queensland does have the highest dole rate lol.

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insanesna1l | 0

#2079720 - Sunday 13 February 2011 09:46

and Gladstone had the highest rate of teenage pregnancy a few years ago

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erazzle | 0

#2082099 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:20

cause there's nothing else to do in Gladstone.

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2078886 - Sunday 13 February 2011 07:41

I get knocked down! But I get up again!

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Flamehog9 | 0

#2081308 - Monday 14 February 2011 06:29

ain't never gonna keep me down.

By perdix | 29

#2078893 - Sunday 13 February 2011 07:43

YDI for trying to plagiarize Chumbawumba.

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wendyyyy | 0

#2079877 - Sunday 13 February 2011 11:12

haha

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lordcaliburx | 0

#2080297 - Monday 14 February 2011 01:11

points

By stacster | 0

#2078978 - Sunday 13 February 2011 08:13

did they cheer? did they boo? did you die? thanks for telling half a story!

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redrobin15 | 2

#2080414 - Monday 14 February 2011 01:51

lmao

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xxxJORDYBEARxxx | 0

#2082042 - Monday 14 February 2011 10:26

on FML its never a full story... are you new?

By Astroman129 | 7

#2079000 - Sunday 13 February 2011 08:18

YDI for quoting Three Days Grace. I assume after that, you didn't want to stand above the crowd?

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MoniV6661 | 0

#2081957 - Monday 14 February 2011 09:53

No, she wasn't the One. D:

By giantsfan2010 | 23

#2079052 - Sunday 13 February 2011 08:40

Thats not an Fml, thats hilarious!

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toyota4life94 | 6

#2079069 - Sunday 13 February 2011 08:49

lol imr

By Person1233 | 12

#2079087 - Sunday 13 February 2011 08:58

"when we get knocked up... we squirt.."

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