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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 23:00

Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML

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By Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 15:46 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

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By tortured - 10/09/2018 15:00

Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML

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By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Ryzaki 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:09

that must've been some smelly feet. she showers in onion or something?

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:08

Someone needs to take a shower.

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sweeney18 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 20:39

ewwwwie. she needs to go shower or something :3

XxPurplePandaxX 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 20:53

ewwww for her bday or like Easter or something like that, you should give her a bar of soap, or something to clean feet :)

ladybuz 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 21:06

Time for a new roomate!

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 21:20

Eww let's hope it's just temporay and not one of those chronic conditions that don't go away no matter how much someone washes and deodorizes? But of course if her feet stink then her shoes stink and they'll stink up the room and your stuff. Maybe Find the stinky shoes and hide them in a dumpster?

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 13 February 2011 21:29

Shame you don't have anosmia, then you would get on fine with her...

danaxlouise 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 21:35

my sister got a new room mate too. we're still trying to figure out what the new smell is from..

ahhitsjessi88 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 21:37

ohmygod thats the same with my sister ! its so grosss!!

indygirl2 3

Friday 18 February 2011 2:20

wash stinky feet every day with white vinegar (1 cup to a large bowl of water) soak for 5 min an then wash them all over with a soft rag, goin between the toes (with the vinegar/water in the bowl). dry with soft rag, gently. don't rinse. do this every day, morn and nite. Start taking Zinc.

Smapril 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:27

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww I would just act like I had found the best foot cream ever, and that it made your feet really soft and offer her somer

ManderPandaa12 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:47

At least she isn't obsessed with you. (:

DarkestHowler 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:47

Are you sure it was her feet? -insert Vagiclean commercial-

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