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Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
let me get this straight, you have a roommate and the thought that it might be the other person who lives in this place never crossed your mind?
Even if it was your girlfriend, if she closed the door then there was a reason. You should honor that.