Health: Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer....

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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DirectorLincoln 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

Hopefully you didn't go back on the fence...

jipster 11

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

He must be bad at soccer.

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myeverydaymylife 21

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:31

Ouch. I guess once bitten, twice still not shy :/

jipster 11

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

He must be bad at soccer.

amdraxx 1

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:44

Or good at soccer, but aiming at the wrong target

shessohighh 10

Thursday 11 December 2014 19:47

Or just an asshole.

DirectorLincoln 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

Hopefully you didn't go back on the fence...

Ichiya 29

Thursday 11 December 2014 21:23

Pete and Repeat setting on a fence. Pete gets a soccer ball to the face and falls off. Who's left?

val_is_lame97 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

maybe he tried to hit you?

ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:40

He did it just for kicks.

odod777 28

Friday 12 December 2014 5:57

Maybe he tried to hit a person next to the OP.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 12 December 2014 8:21

"accidentally"

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:33

that's painful man sorry about that, switch places next time.

JMichael 25

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:33

This makes me think it wasn't accidental.

Tre_Tre 15

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:33

Sounds like you were target practice. FYL

supernerd95 17

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:34

so... did you go back and continue sitting on the fence waiting for a third time too?

1dvos_grl3 21

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:49

well, 3rd times a charm..

JuliusSeizure 18

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:40

Didn't the story of Humpty Dumpty teach you anything?

NebulaNick 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 17:41

Sounds more like a best friend

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