FML : Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed...

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Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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You deserved it

By No thanks / Thursday 11 December 2014 12:08 / United States

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By DirectorLincoln | 12

#6141364 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

Hopefully you didn't go back on the fence...

By jipster | 11

#6141363 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

He must be bad at soccer.

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By myeverydaymylife | 21

#6141362 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:31

Ouch. I guess once bitten, twice still not shy :/

By jipster | 11

#6141363 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

He must be bad at soccer.

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amdraxx | 1

#6141383 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:44

Or good at soccer, but aiming at the wrong target

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shessohighh | 10

#6141508 - Thursday 11 December 2014 19:47

Or just an asshole.

By DirectorLincoln | 12

#6141364 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

Hopefully you didn't go back on the fence...

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Ichiya | 29

#6141573 - Thursday 11 December 2014 21:23

Pete and Repeat setting on a fence. Pete gets a soccer ball to the face and falls off. Who's left?

By val_is_lame97 | 12

#6141365 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:32

maybe he tried to hit you?

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ComoEsJuan | 24

#6141377 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:40

He did it just for kicks.

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odod777 | 28

#6141981 - Friday 12 December 2014 5:57

Maybe he tried to hit a person next to the OP.

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Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6142034 - Friday 12 December 2014 8:21

"accidentally"

By keiNan_fml | 35

#6141366 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:33

that's painful man sorry about that, switch places next time.

By JMichael | 25

#6141369 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:33

This makes me think it wasn't accidental.

By Tre_Tre | 15

#6141370 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:33

Sounds like you were target practice. FYL

By supernerd95 | 17

#6141371 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:34

so... did you go back and continue sitting on the fence waiting for a third time too?

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1dvos_grl3 | 21

#6141386 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:49

well, 3rd times a charm..

By JuliusSeizure | 18

#6141378 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:40

Didn't the story of Humpty Dumpty teach you anything?

By NebulaNick | 12

#6141380 - Thursday 11 December 2014 17:41

Sounds more like a best friend

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