By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
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tempaccount 0
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Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get fucked, then close the blinds.

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biancagolden 0
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lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

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tempaccount 0
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Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get fucked, then close the blinds.

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XsianinvasionX 0

good point

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peacegirll 0
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oh my fuking god u r so stupid op

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Use correct grammar and then you have the right to insult. but please shut the hell up

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biancagolden 0
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lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

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Muggaar 0
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Someone's going to get blackmailed =3 Or, They want you ;D

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G0v3nat0r 7

They totally want him

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KenMcGormick 0
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shout across... come over and i will let u take some close-up shots

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Jimboom 11
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Maybe they just wanted some pics of you in their own personal spank bank. Assuming you have something worth taking pictures over?

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TheNewGuy03 28
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They're just uploading candid shots to MeatSnaps.com, and thought his was a perfect candidate. [*MeatSnaps.com doesn't actually exist]

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Curtieeeez 0

Made my day xD

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24788 6
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This isn't an FML. They didn't call the police and they were taking photos. That's a good sign that they may have come over for a visit.

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Linebacker74 8
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Why would they call the police? He was in his own house, with the shades (so he thought) drawn

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