By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
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Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get fucked, then close the blinds.

lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

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Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get fucked, then close the blinds.

XsianinvasionX 0

good point

oh my fuking god u r so stupid op

xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Use correct grammar and then you have the right to insult. but please shut the hell up

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lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

Someone's going to get blackmailed =3 Or, They want you ;D

G0v3nat0r 7

They totally want him

shout across... come over and i will let u take some close-up shots

Maybe they just wanted some pics of you in their own personal spank bank. Assuming you have something worth taking pictures over?

They're just uploading candid shots to MeatSnaps.com, and thought his was a perfect candidate. [*MeatSnaps.com doesn't actually exist]

Curtieeeez 0

Made my day xD

This isn't an FML. They didn't call the police and they were taking photos. That's a good sign that they may have come over for a visit.

Why would they call the police? He was in his own house, with the shades (so he thought) drawn