FML : Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot...

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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JoeyDizz - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 03:41 / United States

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By tempaccount | 0

#173724 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:05

Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass.
Open the window, tell them to get fucked, then close the blinds.

By biancagolden | 0

#173743 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:16

lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

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By tempaccount | 0

#173724 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:05

Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass.
Open the window, tell them to get fucked, then close the blinds.

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XsianinvasionX | 0

#1642936 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:49

good point

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peacegirll | 0

#1648406 - Thursday 4 November 2010 6:26

oh my fuking god u r so stupid op

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xXToxicPenguinXx | 12

#5919694 - Saturday 19 April 2014 19:34

Use correct grammar and then you have the right to insult. but please shut the hell up

By LilKonvicted | 0

#173726 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By dzlocolboi | 0

#173739 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By biancagolden | 0

#173743 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:16

lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

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mypod66 | 0

#1006582 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 7:16

I love you

By Muggaar | 0

#173749 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:19

Someone's going to get blackmailed =3
Or, They want you ;D

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G0v3nat0r | 7

#3672054 - Friday 2 December 2011 7:54

They totally want him

By KenMcGormick | 0

#173751 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:21

shout across... come over and i will let u take some close-up shots

By Blanadestroyer | 0

#173756 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:24

way to go, #6!

By Jimboom | 11

#173757 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:24

Maybe they just wanted some pics of you in their own personal spank bank.

Assuming you have something worth taking pictures over?

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TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6652272 - Monday 18 July 2016 11:17

They're just uploading candid shots to MeatSnaps.com, and thought his was a perfect candidate.
[*MeatSnaps.com doesn't actually exist]

By Curtieeeez | 0

#173761 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:27

Made my day xD

By 24788 | 5

#173764 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:30

This isn't an FML. They didn't call the police and they were taking photos. That's a good sign that they may have come over for a visit.

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Linebacker74 | 8

#5811646 - Tuesday 31 December 2014 18:30

Why would they call the police? He was in his own house, with the shades (so he thought) drawn

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