Love: Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned...

By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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tingting1 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:10

aw that's sad... but you didn't at all realize it had any connection to you???

a1c1od21do 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:08

your girlfriend sounds like a bit*h

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a1c1od21do 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:08

your girlfriend sounds like a bit*h

z620 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:02

sholdnt ur girlfriend wanting to make a break up card have tipped u off just a little

Turfin 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:38

i loled

fergiesman 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:10

2nd, bitch

dawgzor 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:14

"Today, I posted a second post. That's even worse than a first post. FML" #4837036 (791)| I agree, your life sucks (0) - you totally deserved it (4389438027897543) Well, your life sucks too, but you deserve it.

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Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:55

Today, I tried realy hard to get second comment, but sadly somebody else got it before me. I then started bashing my keyboard in rage because I hadnt gotten the comment. Suddenly I thought of the idea of bashing the person with the second comment by turning his comment into an FML, it didnt work. FML #4837037 (792)| I agree, your life sucks (4389434923940) - you totally deserved it (0)

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Tuesday 15 September 2009 4:19

Oh you guys are SO funny. Ignore the freaking trolls or you become one yourself. (yes yes I know, but it was worth it to tell you annoying people that the people who feed the trolls are worse than the trolls)