By WildaRora - 14/03/2013 07:19 - Australia

Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML
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WildaRora 43

Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.

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Bobientje 3

At least it wasn't Justin Bieber.

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sux4u121 10

Audio ****, nice, I bet your dealer enjoyed that earful of 50 shades of grey.

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Bobientje 3

At least it wasn't Justin Bieber.

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gavo 8

amen to that!!

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lilhellian 26

Question is does GB have enough space for us all? I mean it's small island..

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oj101 33

I am thankful for Justin Beiber. Why? Because he's going downhill like Lindsay Lohan did. Soon, he'll be irrelevant.

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folgy 10

Who knows it very well could have been Justine Bieber **** just the way he likes it right up the brow hole.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I think if I was the car dealer... I'd prefer to hear Justin Beiber, rather than the horrifying audiobook the OP had playing.

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Catkam623 27

No one prefers to hear Justin beiber

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OptimusVader 23

Whether it was an erotic novel or a Justin Bieber song, both would be Fifty Shades of Embarrassing Awkwardness.

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Tcaret300 12

Clever my friend. Clever.

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ry24 12

#29 we hope so at least

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oj101 33

It's good to see your car came with an extra infobook. You never know if it'll come in handy one day...

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courtney680 17

Talk about awkward.. But don't worry about it. I'm sure similar things have happened to him before

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Superstitious 6

For some reason, I highly doubt that

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ocramavaf 15

#75 **** logic works more often than you expect...

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Pwib 14

Come in handy? I think there was coming elsewhere.

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Oh wow that's... That's definitely awkward...

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abbttmc 12

Thanks Captain Obvious

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ilovedinosawers 17

Captain Obvious is overused. I prefer Lieutenant Noshit.

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BadDino 6

well aren't you a hipster? you must feel so good about yourself...

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candleandflame 19

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JenkJenks 6

Yeah, if I had a nickel for every time my car turned on anal sex audiobooks around strangers...

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icryevrytime 7

Yeah, man. I hate it when that happens

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sig4life 18

Speak for yourself. What a great conversation started..... "And how do you feel about the Greek isles, hum?"

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tararochelle 18

Haha #33 thanks for making me actually laugh at one of the comments.

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superrocket19 17

That awkward moment when................... Thatsucks op and at least it wasn't a video on your phone also

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sux4u121 10

Audio ****, nice, I bet your dealer enjoyed that earful of 50 shades of grey.

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ajh1800 25

Not 50 shades of grey... There's no anal sex in that book

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Blackcatluck 19

And you would know?!

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josiemorehouse 12

Maybe #70 was an adult who read an adult book??? 50 Shades is awesome!!!

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

No one enjoys 50 shades, no matter what format it's in.

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zandalee 19

Fifty shades of bullshit.

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narrowords 18

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PipingMouse 14

Wow that must have gotten you some looks from everyone that was around the car.

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perdix 29

You must have felt like an . . . *lowers sunglasses* asshole.

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perdix 29

#54, that's the least of #22's problems! The "lowers sunglasses" motif is like dynamite -- when used by someone with the proper training and experience, it can produce great results, but when used by someone with such skill, massive damage can occur! I've had personal mentoring from David Caruso himself. ;)

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patrickalamo 47

Butt wait there is more.

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icryevrytime 7

We will double the hole offer! You'll bend over with excitement! So cum on down!

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jessi_sunshine 26

37 - Your username makes your comment even better.

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