Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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Top comments
sacrosanct2 23
"mid-gasm" hahaha.
nycwrestler 17
You need to learn to take a hit..
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Comments (90)
theunlovedemo 10
Sorry, but that is brilliant!
gillygills 5
At least she is happy that she came
tintaroja 14
If she did that when she had an ******, I dont wanna know when she cant get one!!!
TacoBelle 8
This is good news. First, you gave gf an ******; second, now you know when to duck.
Jirekianu2 19
I wonder what the reaction would've been if the opposite happened.
bugmenotmofo 34
Next time you could try handcuffs.
barronterrier 3
You got knocked-out by your girlfriend??!! Damn...turn in your man-card!!!
FemskyD 26
Try a fencing mask next time ; )
Hailstormie 4
I think if it were him doing it, and they were doing it a specific way...It would be Donkey punching.
destroyu 8
That is a fantastic story to tell!