By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
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nycwrestler 17

You need to learn to take a hit..

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gillygills 5

At least she is happy that she came

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tintaroja 14

If she did that when she had an ******, I dont wanna know when she cant get one!!!

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TacoBelle 8

This is good news. First, you gave gf an ******; second, now you know when to duck.

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Jirekianu2 19

I wonder what the reaction would've been if the opposite happened.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Next time you could try handcuffs.

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barronterrier 3

You got knocked-out by your girlfriend??!! Damn...turn in your man-card!!!

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Hailstormie 4

I think if it were him doing it, and they were doing it a specific way...It would be Donkey punching.

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