FML : Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm....

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Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 30 November 2009 20:35 / United States

Intimacy

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By killurbeer | 0

#697298 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:13

now that's what you call a crotch rocket

By artisticfeelings | 0

#697556 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:40

well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.

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By killurbeer | 0

#697298 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:13

now that's what you call a crotch rocket

k43L1 | 0

#697350 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:33

hahaha nice. OP, perhaps you should invest in some sex toys?

fsebastianslife | 0

#984500 - Sunday 25 April 2010 6:21

OP, FUCK HER ON A MOTORCYCLE!!!!

supremes1997 | 0

#988095 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 2:44

what's orgasm

seanders | 10

#990617 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 0:32

There's only on plausible solution. Fuck her on the bike!

Clare420 | 0

#1018752 - Friday 4 June 2010 7:51

motorcycle: 1 OP: 0

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv | 2

#1026040 - Thursday 10 June 2010 7:25

Am I the only one who saw this on 1,000 Ways To Die?

petey293 | 0

#1118744 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:31

...

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1434105 - Tuesday 21 September 2010 5:45

I clicked random. and the same think xcepts from the girls prospective is like 2 spots away. wierd huh

megapeyt | 17

#3247551 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:42

Two words dude

Go faster ;)

Mattlozano12 | 15

#6135077 - Thursday 4 December 2014 21:06

#63 If you don't know what that is, you're too young to be here.

By Anthrophobia | 2

#697306 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:15

I saw something similar to this before.

perdix | 29

#697486 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 0:57

Yeah, last time it was a girl who was riding with her dad! At least this time, the girl was with someone with whom she should have an orgasm.

The previous one had weird Electra Complex aspects.

GreatGeak | 8

#1800800 - Monday 6 December 2010 5:22

1. guys would fight for that girl, is it not what
men want? a woman to love their Harley?

2. if that's all it takes for a woman to orgasm..then woman would orgasm all the time if they had the male imagination.

Corrupt_waffles | 13

#4650316 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:35

Ew. Harley's. It's all about Norton and Triumph. I personally love my 72' commando.

By dontizzle | 0

#697321 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:21

if u cant give her one but a motorcycle ride can .... u must be really dainty........!!!

feralphoenix | 4

#3024320 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:23

pshh.. woman don't orgasm

The_Appendix_ | 13

#6078477 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 13:27

or she must suck

DarksideDoll | 31

#6137580 - Sunday 7 December 2014 7:42

I wouldn't read too much into it, all that vibration. I've heard it happens a lot.
OP just needs some communication in the bedroom.

By blakehilli8 | 0

#697331 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:25

first

By getreadysetfml | 0

#697339 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:28

lmao she doesn't orgasm when she rides u, only when she rides ur motorcycle

Sydney92 | 3

#4568711 - Friday 15 June 2012 4:05

yes, we read the fml. thank you for summarizing. you can go home now.

By XxSKELETOxX | 0

#697361 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:36

Motorcycle superior; OP inferior

By James818 | 0

#697374 - Monday 30 November 2009 23:42

You lose, good day sir!

By rawrlion | 0

#697425 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 0:18

mehhh this one has been done before. I call bs.

sarahbau | 0

#703852 - Friday 4 December 2009 9:11

Why BS just because it's been done before? I could easily see it happening to multiple people.

MadVlrus | 1

#720324 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:09

Yes... because girls awalys orgasm on motorcycles...

By sLAUGHTERxx | 0

#697432 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 0:25

It was probably the vibration from the motor on the motorcycle.

Same thing happened to my sister...sort of. Her boyfriend was massaging her back with a vibrating massager and she began having an orgasm. He has never given her one.

But still...FYL.