Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
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killurbeer
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now that's what you call a crotch rocket
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artisticfeelings
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well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.
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killurbeer
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now that's what you call a crotch rocket
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k43L1
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hahaha nice. OP, perhaps you should invest in some sex toys?
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fsebastianslife
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OP, FUCK HER ON A MOTORCYCLE!!!!
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supremes1997
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what's orgasm
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seanders
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There's only on plausible solution. Fuck her on the bike!
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Clare420
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motorcycle: 1 OP: 0
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vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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Am I the only one who saw this on 1,000 Ways To Die?
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petey293
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...
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B4SK3TB4IL
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I clicked random. and the same think xcepts from the girls prospective is like 2 spots away. wierd huh
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megapeyt
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Two words dude
Go faster ;)
Go faster ;)
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Mattlozano12
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#63 If you don't know what that is, you're too young to be here.
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Anthrophobia
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I saw something similar to this before.
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perdix
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Yeah, last time it was a girl who was riding with her dad! At least this time, the girl was with someone with whom she should have an orgasm.
The previous one had weird Electra Complex aspects.
The previous one had weird Electra Complex aspects.
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GreatGeak
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1. guys would fight for that girl, is it not what
men want? a woman to love their Harley?
2. if that's all it takes for a woman to orgasm..then woman would orgasm all the time if they had the male imagination.
men want? a woman to love their Harley?
2. if that's all it takes for a woman to orgasm..then woman would orgasm all the time if they had the male imagination.
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Corrupt_waffles
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Ew. Harley's. It's all about Norton and Triumph. I personally love my 72' commando.
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dontizzle
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if u cant give her one but a motorcycle ride can .... u must be really dainty........!!!
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feralphoenix
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pshh.. woman don't orgasm
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The_Appendix_
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or she must suck
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DarksideDoll
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I wouldn't read too much into it, all that vibration. I've heard it happens a lot.
OP just needs some communication in the bedroom.
OP just needs some communication in the bedroom.
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blakehilli8
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first
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getreadysetfml
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lmao she doesn't orgasm when she rides u, only when she rides ur motorcycle
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Sydney92
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yes, we read the fml. thank you for summarizing. you can go home now.
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XxSKELETOxX
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Motorcycle superior; OP inferior
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James818
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You lose, good day sir!
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rawrlion
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mehhh this one has been done before. I call bs.
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sarahbau
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Why BS just because it's been done before? I could easily see it happening to multiple people.
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MadVlrus
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Yes... because girls awalys orgasm on motorcycles...
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sLAUGHTERxx
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It was probably the vibration from the motor on the motorcycle.
Same thing happened to my sister...sort of. Her boyfriend was massaging her back with a vibrating massager and she began having an orgasm. He has never given her one.
But still...FYL.
Same thing happened to my sister...sort of. Her boyfriend was massaging her back with a vibrating massager and she began having an orgasm. He has never given her one.
But still...FYL.
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lucyinthesky420
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I think it's awkward you know that about your sister... Just sayin.
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oscar6464
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Agreed with 84.:P
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slitherbomb
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next time while your having sex, put the front wheel of your motorcycle on her vagina and start driving and we'll see who's having the orgasm haha