By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
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artisticfeelings 0

well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.

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k43L1 0

hahaha nice. OP, perhaps you should invest in some sex toys?

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supremes1997 0

what's ******

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seanders 10

There's only on plausible solution. **** her on the bike!

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vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2

Am I the only one who saw this on 1,000 Ways To Die?

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B4SK3TB4IL 0

I clicked random. and the same think xcepts from the girls prospective is like 2 spots away. wierd huh

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megapeyt 17

Two words dude Go faster ;)

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Mattlozano12 15

#63 If you don't know what that is, you're too young to be here.

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Anthrophobia 2

I saw something similar to this before.

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perdix 29

Yeah, last time it was a girl who was riding with her dad! At least this time, the girl was with someone with whom she should have an ******. The previous one had weird Electra Complex aspects.

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GreatGeak 8

1. guys would fight for that girl, is it not what men want? a woman to love their Harley? 2. if that's all it takes for a woman to ******..then woman would ****** all the time if they had the male imagination.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Ew. Harley's. It's all about Norton and Triumph. I personally love my 72' commando.

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dontizzle 0

if u cant give her one but a motorcycle ride can .... u must be really dainty........!!!

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feralphoenix 4

pshh.. woman don't ******

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DarksideDoll 31

I wouldn't read too much into it, all that vibration. I've heard it happens a lot. OP just needs some communication in the bedroom.

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getreadysetfml 0

lmao she doesn't ****** when she rides u, only when she rides ur motorcycle

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Sydney92 3

yes, we read the fml. thank you for summarizing. you can go home now.

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rawrlion 0

mehhh this one has been done before. I call bs.

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sarahbau 0

Why BS just because it's been done before? I could easily see it happening to multiple people.

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MadVlrus 1

Yes... because girls awalys ****** on motorcycles...

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sLAUGHTERxx 0

It was probably the vibration from the motor on the motorcycle. Same thing happened to my sister...sort of. Her boyfriend was massaging her back with a vibrating massager and she began having an ******. He has never given her one. But still...FYL.

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lucyinthesky420 10

I think it's awkward you know that about your sister... Just sayin.

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oscar6464 8

Agreed with 84.:P

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slitherbomb 0

next time while your having sex, put the front wheel of your motorcycle on her ****** and start driving and we'll see who's having the ****** haha

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