By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville
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Yeah, 110, that's how it works. Just like if you don't have any limbs hanging off the side of the bed, the monster underneath can't drag you off! Or if you hide under your covers, nothing can get to you. That's exactly how it works and I'm not listening to anybody who says otherwise!
Who said it wasn't your cat? They're powerful, you should know that...
Maybe the cat is a master of teleportation and teleported to underneath the bed just before OP called them. Maybe there's a wormhole leading from the wardrobe to underneath OP's bed which the cat used. Or maybe there's just a hideous monster hiding in the closet, just waiting to get OP when they are finally asleep!
Hey, maybe it's a free cat! A few more and you can be lonely forever.