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  xNephilim  |  18

Yeah, 110, that's how it works. Just like if you don't have any limbs hanging off the side of the bed, the monster underneath can't drag you off! Or if you hide under your covers, nothing can get to you.
That's exactly how it works and I'm not listening to anybody who says otherwise!

By  Uglyfeet  |  23

Who said it wasn't your cat? They're powerful, you should know that...


Maybe the cat is a master of teleportation and teleported to underneath the bed just before OP called them.

Maybe there's a wormhole leading from the wardrobe to underneath OP's bed which the cat used.

Or maybe there's just a hideous monster hiding in the closet, just waiting to get OP when they are finally asleep!

  KK3137  |  31

"I'm not lonely! I have a hundred cats to keep me company! And cats won't cheat on me or lie to me or be unfair! They love me for who I am!"

  derangedplanet  |  23

Hmm. My cat likes my sister more than me and cuddles her while she sleeps - cheating
and he meows and meows for me to feed him when his bowl is full for the attention. - lying
never trust the kitties