By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
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nycwrestler 17

You need to learn to take a hit..

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zombieslayer83 19

as long as she was happy, that's what matters.

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Malevolent_Bunny 0

Laugh it off, you'll find it funny too when the swelling goes down. Introduce her to handcuffs and then make her beg!

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

How do you know she's laughing if you're knocked out?

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TheBrochure 22

How do you post an FML if you're knocked out? The key word is "still" in OP's last sentence, leaving one to imply that his girlfriend is still laughing after he regained consciousness.

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Kkkdawg 27

Wait.. I thought YOU were supposed to donkey punch HER

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dr_snow_bear 29

Two words : Donkey Punch

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Dcm210 19

That ****** must've been a sloberkockefr

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olpally 32

Kinky and hilarious. Lol. You made all of our days op. we should thank your gf though! Haha :D

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Dcm210 19

That ****** must've been a slober knocker

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Megan98 18

Guess you didn't use enough protection...

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