Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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Top comments
sacrosanct2 23
"mid-gasm" hahaha.
nycwrestler 17
You need to learn to take a hit..
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Comments (90)
zombieslayer83 19
as long as she was happy, that's what matters.
JohnBlack1991 4
Wtf, really?
Malevolent_Bunny 0
Laugh it off, you'll find it funny too when the swelling goes down. Introduce her to handcuffs and then make her beg!
RadikulRam 16
Easy there buddy.
viagradoesntwork 7
Doesn't matter had sex
MeLikeBigBoom 8
How do you know she's laughing if you're knocked out?
TheBrochure 22
How do you post an FML if you're knocked out? The key word is "still" in OP's last sentence, leaving one to imply that his girlfriend is still laughing after he regained consciousness.
Kkkdawg 27
Wait.. I thought YOU were supposed to donkey punch HER
dr_snow_bear 29
Two words : Donkey Punch
Dcm210 19
That ****** must've been a sloberkockefr
olpally 33
Kinky and hilarious. Lol. You made all of our days op. we should thank your gf though! Haha :D
Dcm210 19
That ****** must've been a slober knocker
Megan98 18
Guess you didn't use enough protection...