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You're ex-boyfriend sounds like a douche
I think he just doesn't want to buy you presents.
Thank you, 19, for that brilliant observation. In other news, the sky is blue.
Nice one :D
Kick his cheap ass
or maybe his priorities are homosexual.
Derpster has an awesome name.
64 are you my soulmate?
I put my hand up on your hip. When I herp, you derp, we derp! >_> sorry. Came to mind, had to share.
you guys are making me derp with herping happiness.
He is ridiculous !
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Show it anywayIf I loved a girl I would spend every penny I got (with the exeption of the money for bills) on her
then how would you save for a future together?
65 don't give him any ideas
Quick some one grab my epi pen, apparently number 16 did not realize I was allergic to bullshit.
I'd rather buy a $5 pizza and have a picnic on the lounge room floor watching a movie for Valentines day :) If you really love someone you don't need the expensive gifts, you just need to spend time together :)
I think it's a pig with wings.... OP that sucks, but hopefully you're not really high-maintenance, that you expect to be showered in jewelry just because you were in a relationship.
I hope you don't give him another chance after valentines day because he sounds like a douche
OP needs a better valentine!! *accepting applications bow*
Kick his ass on Valentines Day
Well, it doesn't cost a lot to get a little something, just goes to show he's a douche really. Move on and find someone else!
I told Every1luvsboners the same thing when he asked me for the Anal Intruder 5000 with the optional Extra Large Fist. Who the hell do you think you are?!
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He's not worth it.
And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.