He's not worth it.

You're ex-boyfriend sounds like a douche

I think he just doesn't want to buy you presents.

Just in time fir steak and blow job day! (march 14)

30- you illiterate bastard, I do believe you meant for... Not fir.

Thank you, 19, for that brilliant observation. In other news, the sky is blue.

Wow that's not a true boyfriend; this will just keep yapping and it's not right, he is playing head games and needs to get a life before deserving someone like you.

Nice one :D

genius idea, no gifts, no worry but what about your birthday?

Kick his cheap ass

tool

Man with his priorities straight

or maybe his priorities are homosexual.

Derpster has an awesome name.

64 are you my soulmate?

I put my hand up on your hip. When I herp, you derp, we derp! >_> sorry. Came to mind, had to share.

you guys are making me derp with herping happiness.

He is ridiculous !

40- hell no. Ridiculously selfish!

61- sushi or oysters?

90- fuck YES

my mom packs that in my lunch everyday.

Yum... Cyanide...

111- I prefer a mercury- based sauce.

No man likes to spend half his paychecks on women.. Some are just good at hiding it.

If I loved a girl I would spend every penny I got (with the exeption of the money for bills) on her

then how would you save for a future together?

The amount shouldnt matter. If what I got for christmas from my BF was a card saying "I love you" I'd be perfectly happy. (:

65 don't give him any ideas

Quick some one grab my epi pen, apparently number 16 did not realize I was allergic to bullshit.

I'd rather buy a $5 pizza and have a picnic on the lounge room floor watching a movie for Valentines day :) If you really love someone you don't need the expensive gifts, you just need to spend time together :)

that's fucked up

And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.

um, what exactly is your profile pic?

I think it's a pig with wings.... OP that sucks, but hopefully you're not really high-maintenance, that you expect to be showered in jewelry just because you were in a relationship.

Isn't there a cold level of hell?

I hope you don't give him another chance after valentines day because he sounds like a douche

OP needs a better valentine!! *accepting applications bow*

Kick his ass on Valentines Day

Shouldn't have asked for that extra kiss. Threw his whole budget out of wack. If need be I'll give him a surprise for ya OP just lead him to my ship.

Well, it doesn't cost a lot to get a little something, just goes to show he's a douche really. Move on and find someone else!

I told Every1luvsboners the same thing when he asked me for the Anal Intruder 5000 with the optional Extra Large Fist. Who the hell do you think you are?!

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