By Skyhopee - 24/12/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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DesiLikesHerSome 1

He's not worth it.

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mom2pen 4

And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.

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DesiLikesHerSome 1

He's not worth it.

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princessbits 17
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You're ex-boyfriend sounds like a douche

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Brooksyp88 0
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I think he just doesn't want to buy you presents.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Just in time fir steak and blow job day! (march 14)

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Damn_Hippster 11

30- you illiterate bastard, I do believe you meant for... Not fir.

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Renesaga 8
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Thank you, 19, for that brilliant observation. In other news, the sky is blue.

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GriffithsGirl95 0

Wow that's not a true boyfriend; this will just keep yapping and it's not right, he is playing head games and needs to get a life before deserving someone like you.

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rallets 22

genius idea, no gifts, no worry but what about your birthday?

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tatababe 1
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Kick his cheap ass

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

tool

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B0NER 2

Man with his priorities straight

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derpster 7
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or maybe his priorities are homosexual.

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Derpstra 3
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Derpster has an awesome name.

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derpster 7
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64 are you my soulmate?

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Jaxx66 21
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I put my hand up on your hip. When I herp, you derp, we derp! >_> sorry. Came to mind, had to share.

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derpster 7
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you guys are making me derp with herping happiness.

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Artz94_fml 16
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He is ridiculous !

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graham11 14
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40- hell no. Ridiculously selfish!

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graham11 14
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61- sushi or oysters?

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graham11 14
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90- fuck YES

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flockz 19

my mom packs that in my lunch everyday.

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Kefka91 15

Yum... Cyanide...

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graham11 14
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111- I prefer a mercury- based sauce.

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tylersign 11

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TXjuggalo972 6
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If I loved a girl I would spend every penny I got (with the exeption of the money for bills) on her

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yetanotherginger 19
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then how would you save for a future together?

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Cheergal910 15

The amount shouldnt matter. If what I got for christmas from my BF was a card saying "I love you" I'd be perfectly happy. (:

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teddy4nyy 13
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65 don't give him any ideas

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mrsayuso 0
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Quick some one grab my epi pen, apparently number 16 did not realize I was allergic to bullshit.

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I_Bite 22
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I'd rather buy a $5 pizza and have a picnic on the lounge room floor watching a movie for Valentines day :) If you really love someone you don't need the expensive gifts, you just need to spend time together :)

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SailorSolaris 43

I quite agree. I prefer small, well thought out gifts, or something handmade, over something really expensive.

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SailorSolaris 43

I quite agree. I prefer small, well thought out gifts, or something handmade, over something really expensive.

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crchara 3

that's fucked up

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mom2pen 4

And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.

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TheClumsiest 0

um, what exactly is your profile pic?

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angeljewlz 7
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I think it's a pig with wings.... OP that sucks, but hopefully you're not really high-maintenance, that you expect to be showered in jewelry just because you were in a relationship.

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broski4life 0

Isn't there a cold level of hell?

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eatsleepjb 8
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I hope you don't give him another chance after valentines day because he sounds like a douche

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graham11 14
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OP needs a better valentine!! *accepting applications bow*

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drunkandfml 11
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Kick his ass on Valentines Day

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Buttsexpirate 9

Shouldn't have asked for that extra kiss. Threw his whole budget out of wack. If need be I'll give him a surprise for ya OP just lead him to my ship.

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FelixVC1 21
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Well, it doesn't cost a lot to get a little something, just goes to show he's a douche really. Move on and find someone else!

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DocBastard 38
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I told Every1luvsboners the same thing when he asked me for the Anal Intruder 5000 with the optional Extra Large Fist. Who the hell do you think you are?!

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