I am clumsy!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 18:00

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Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 330
You deserved it 3 016

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I’m just trying to figure out how you could miss that badly. Like honestly reaching an entire arm and hand around and under her, seems impossible.

Some people are into that, hard spanking, don’t judge

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If you were going to slap her that hard, it's probably a good thing you missed cabron

Some people are into that, hard spanking, don’t judge

I’m just trying to figure out how you could miss that badly. Like honestly reaching an entire arm and hand around and under her, seems impossible.

You need to take a few easy practice swings before going all out for real. Haven't you ever played golf?

Are you trying to say her ass is small or your balls are large? Seems like a stupid story

To anyone questioning how anyone could miss; 1. Tricky angle 2. Kind of distracted by the sexy time 3. Lot of motion going on

I wonder where I have read that before...

How can you possibly slap your own balls by mistake but miss your dong? This makes no sense. I'll take "Sh*t that never happened' for $500 Alex"...

Because his dong was inside her? I've actually had this happen while I didn't even miss her ass. She was on top and I slapped her ass, but my fingertips just touched my balls too. Difference is we both laughed and continued.

Because his dong was inside her? I've actually had this happen while I didn't even miss her ass. She was on top and I slapped her ass, but my fingertips just touched my balls too. Difference is we both laughed and continued.

Get a girlfriend with a bigger ass