Intimacy: I am clumsy!

I am clumsy!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 18:00

Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 365

You deserved it 3 096

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

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Thursday 16 January 2020 21:15

I’m just trying to figure out how you could miss that badly. Like honestly reaching an entire arm and hand around and under her, seems impossible.

kenken5 16

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Thursday 16 January 2020 20:54

Some people are into that, hard spanking, don’t judge

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manb91gb 15

Thursday 16 January 2020 18:56

If you were going to slap her that hard, it's probably a good thing you missed cabron

kenken5 16

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Thursday 16 January 2020 20:54

Some people are into that, hard spanking, don’t judge

DarkAngelsBlade 25

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Thursday 16 January 2020 21:15

I’m just trying to figure out how you could miss that badly. Like honestly reaching an entire arm and hand around and under her, seems impossible.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 17 January 2020 0:14

You need to take a few easy practice swings before going all out for real. Haven't you ever played golf?

distortedcognition 17

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Friday 17 January 2020 4:31

Are you trying to say her ass is small or your balls are large? Seems like a stupid story

Kerensky 17

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Friday 17 January 2020 22:27

To anyone questioning how anyone could miss; 1. Tricky angle 2. Kind of distracted by the sexy time 3. Lot of motion going on

sarsuela 28

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Saturday 18 January 2020 12:47

I wonder where I have read that before...

KingAdrock 16

Saturday 18 January 2020 21:39

How can you possibly slap your own balls by mistake but miss your dong? This makes no sense. I'll take "Sh*t that never happened' for $500 Alex"...

Marcelb 17

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Thursday 26 March 2020 1:38

Because his dong was inside her? I've actually had this happen while I didn't even miss her ass. She was on top and I slapped her ass, but my fingertips just touched my balls too. Difference is we both laughed and continued.