Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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marthagayo
| 14
Well, you should give up monogamy!!
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AmethystRain
| 20
Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".
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miss_kate10
| 0
Hahahahahahaha that sucks
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shanemaximo
| 7
The worst part is, lent only lasts 40 days.
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indielove
| 13
Give her up for lent. Only it won't be for 40 days but permanent.
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periwinkle95
| 10
OP, divorce her ass and find someone that deserves you.
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nightfire2258
| 24
1 you ma'am are a bitch.
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choshaki
| 8
#1 won't be laughing if this happened to her. Smh
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taco_bender
| 12
Get your self checked. She can have a bitch load of diseases
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silentbutfunny
| 0
Thou shall not commit adultry.
Doesn't that come before lent?
Doesn't that come before lent?
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
OP should make a list that says he should stop having sex with other men as well...that'll confuse her
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06dopey
| 8
1- you miss are an ignorant asshole
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juicystar777
| 4
awwwh your wife is so caring. she only wants to do it with you! isn't that the way marriage is supposed to be? .. you should be flattered ;)
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HeartOnSleeves
| 8
I can't tell of you're sarcastic or just dead serious.. All your comments are like this.
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rttr
| 18
She was cheating on OP, and she is temporarily giving up cheating. As the person above me said, all of your comments are idiotic.
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juicystar777
| 4
i am serious, why wouldn't I be? :(
ohh, okay, that makes a lot more sense! here I was thinking OP should be a lot more greatful :P and no reason to be mean :( i have feelings too. thanks for clearing that up for me though!
ohh, okay, that makes a lot more sense! here I was thinking OP should be a lot more greatful :P and no reason to be mean :( i have feelings too. thanks for clearing that up for me though!
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HeartOnSleeves
| 8
Oh my gosh.
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b0ngs
| 7
12- Your comments make me laugh- not because they're funny, but because of how stupid and peppy they sound.
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
A "little" oblivious, huh?
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sweetness17
| 7
sorry, but you give blondes a bad name.
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WoshJinchell93
| 11
I'm gonna get in on the action here and would tear.
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skyyylines
| 22
47... Pretty sure I've seen 'her' photo posted all over tumblr for at least a year. She could be a he :)
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silentbutfunny
| 0
Im glad her pic shows her blondeness, but i wished it stopped there
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Awsumuzzie
| 12
She could be a pretty good troll. Valid picture and "preppy gal slang" in her description. But being that clueless is way too obvious.
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blackbelt25
| 12
#8- key word is "temporarily"
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andy231245
| 4
soooo 42 you come here often or what
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silentbutfunny
| 0
42?
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LolFMLnot
| 10
12 I am sorry , but there is something called "brain" you are lacking it .
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marthagayo
| 14
Well, you should give up monogamy!!
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So2011
| 4
And maybe have a threesome.
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Statistically speaking humans aren't very monogamous anyways. Polygamy is more natural- and fun! :p
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downtime
| 12
130 speaks the truth. Nothing against monogamous people :P
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magicrock
| 8
Well OP... I know what you're not going to get for the next while. But I hope you do get a divorce!
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Sunshine and lolipops!!!!
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MrsUresti
| 8
I am sorry OP your wife sucks leave her and find someone who loves you for you and who will remain faithful to you!!!!
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lucy566
| 0
What does OP mean?
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friedchickenpie
| 14
Orange Pasta
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studdmuffin1990
| 7
No one knows what it means but it's provocative and it gets the people goin ;)
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drlove78843
| 6
Ocean pacific
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sammyjanette
| 17
It means Obviously Philandering.
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DJ_YDI
| 4
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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whyusofat
| 17
Organic penguin
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ninjadinos
| 14
What a dedicated woman!
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phatdaddy62
| 23
Orgasmic Phenomenon.
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ASSASSIN95
| 17
OP is short for Optimus Prime. It's just a fun nickname to the person who posted
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Hollandiscrazy
| 12
53 - made my day! Niggaz in Paris! Haha!
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clumsychik
| 1
Ovulating Prostate. Duh.
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MisterDoctor
| 12
haha Blades of Glory, i like it.
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silentbutfunny
| 0
85 said a bad word!!! Mod!!!! *sucks thumb*
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Sirin_fml
| 46
That's sort of hot, silentbutfunny! Keep going while I get the camera.
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silentbutfunny
| 0
Grab a card with alot of space, ill be here all night
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HannahWho
| 8
Organic Prostitutes--home grown right here in the backyard of beautiful California. Their melons will never go bad!
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waldoo37
| 8
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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br0ccoli
| 14
Omniscient Pickle
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hellaflushfa5
| 6
Holy Jesus #5 I'll be your Mr Uresti
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MrsUresti
| 8
#176 lmao
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Calyx_fml
| 21
Obviously Philandering
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stormthief
| 10
there being sarcastic!! no need to hate sarcastic comments
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bearnblue
| 0
What animal don't you want to marry? A CHEATA!! No seriously dude Im sorry your wifes an ass
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kellyf1995
| 0
Nice
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iamabamf
| 17
Or a cougar? Oh, wait...
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ninjadinos
| 14
Meeeeeow!
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llamafish
| 25
Wait so is she a cat or a donkey?
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bearnblue
| 0
Shes both. Shes a donkat
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minisquid
| 9
This reminds me of this time I was in detention, and two male teachers were talking about the male counterpart to a cougar. It's a manther. That was freshman year, and I'm still scarred. *shudder*
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AmethystRain
| 20
Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".
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KaiserSD
| 8
^ pure win right there, lol.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Your list should include "being married to a hoe"
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21jason
| 9
Did you give up the same thing?
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VasilisaUzhasnaj
| 29
We don't know enough about OP to assume that he gave up sex with other men as well. But it's always a possibility.
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downtime
| 12
Maybe that's the fml, he doesn't want to give up sex with other men, and it's ruined their orgy parties now that she's unwilling to participate.
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cutiepie111
| 3
aww sorry OP! I feel bad for you, your wife's an ass!