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Hahahahahahaha that sucks
OP, divorce her ass and find someone that deserves you.
1 you ma'am are a bitch.
#1 won't be laughing if this happened to her. Smh
Get your self checked. She can have a bitch load of diseases
Thou shall not commit adultry. Doesn't that come before lent?
1- you miss are an ignorant asshole
awwwh your wife is so caring. she only wants to do it with you! isn't that the way marriage is supposed to be? .. you should be flattered ;)
I can't tell of you're sarcastic or just dead serious.. All your comments are like this.
Oh my gosh.
A "little" oblivious, huh?
sorry, but you give blondes a bad name.
47... Pretty sure I've seen 'her' photo posted all over tumblr for at least a year. She could be a he :)
Im glad her pic shows her blondeness, but i wished it stopped there
She could be a pretty good troll. Valid picture and "preppy gal slang" in her description. But being that clueless is way too obvious.
42?
12 I am sorry , but there is something called "brain" you are lacking it .
Well, you should give up monogamy!!
130 speaks the truth. Nothing against monogamous people :P
Well OP... I know what you're not going to get for the next while. But I hope you do get a divorce!
Sunshine and lolipops!!!!
I am sorry OP your wife sucks leave her and find someone who loves you for you and who will remain faithful to you!!!!
What does OP mean?
Orange Pasta
No one knows what it means but it's provocative and it gets the people goin ;)
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What a dedicated woman!
Orgasmic Phenomenon.
OP is short for Optimus Prime. It's just a fun nickname to the person who posted
53 - made my day! Niggaz in Paris! Haha!
Ovulating Prostate. Duh.
haha Blades of Glory, i like it.
85 said a bad word!!! Mod!!!! *sucks thumb*
That's sort of hot, silentbutfunny! Keep going while I get the camera.
Grab a card with alot of space, ill be here all night
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Holy Jesus #5 I'll be your Mr Uresti
Obviously Philandering
What animal don't you want to marry? A CHEATA!! No seriously dude Im sorry your wifes an ass
Nice
Meeeeeow!
Wait so is she a cat or a donkey?
Shes both. Shes a donkat
This reminds me of this time I was in detention, and two male teachers were talking about the male counterpart to a cougar. It's a manther. That was freshman year, and I'm still scarred. *shudder*
Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".
^ pure win right there, lol.
Did you give up the same thing?
Maybe that's the fml, he doesn't want to give up sex with other men, and it's ruined their orgy parties now that she's unwilling to participate.
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Well, you should give up monogamy!!
Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".