FML : Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision...

Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unlucky_vee_13 - / Monday 23 February 2009 22:02 / United States

Intimacy

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By unlucky_vee_13 | 0

#6140 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 01:57

we're pretty close...but that's just TMI!

By AliSama | 17

#6148 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 02:17

she is probably just senile and is speaking of an earlier time. some elderly live in their childhood/young adulthood and still see things they saw when they here young/

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By unlucky_vee_13 | 0

#6140 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 01:57

we're pretty close...but that's just TMI!

msmidnight1965 | 12

#5456037 - Friday 19 April 2013 04:26

That sucks so much :s

zomgbies | 17

#5670576 - Thursday 12 September 2013 08:23

give her my phone number? XD

AlyKinks35 | 21

#6431496 - Saturday 10 October 2015 01:22

lol yes it is especially coming from your grandmother.

By mleeb | 0

#6146 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 02:08

seriously? no one needs to read this. like #4 said, TMI!

By AliSama | 17

#6148 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 02:17

she is probably just senile and is speaking of an earlier time. some elderly live in their childhood/young adulthood and still see things they saw when they here young/

By katcri | 0

#6154 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 02:42

You guys are stupid. #4 is the person who wrote the thing.

By awefjio | 0

#6162 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 02:50

lol ditto on #4. #5 owned

By carriealana | 0

#6206 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 03:56

HAHAHA #13 :)

By holynemesis1208 | 3

#6241 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 04:51

no body can out beat the kid who's sister is a lesbian.

By virgin4life | 0

#7317 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 11:01

i feel ya

By mizled | 0

#12473 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:38

Unlucky_Vee_13 = 13 year old virgin? If so then I hate to say, WAY too young for sex. So I'm glad you're 81 year old grandmother is having more sex than you. If it's any consolaion I probably am too. xD