By seeminglyunsexy - 14/08/2009 15:53 - United States

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Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML
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yanni222 0

Kick her in the face and yell "I live to have sex!" then walk away real slowly and in a cool manner, as your house explodes behind you.

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mekeskidi_fml 0

Ask her whether you can get reward from another woman.

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HahaYDI 0

Tell her that your other girlfriend liked the idea

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Fernmelder 0

Dude, HahaYDI, why the F do you reply to every top comment? I read your shitty replies for the last ten or so FML's... You are 24 and live in Miami. Don't you have a life? Go to the beach or something and annoy the surferboys

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mattmag 0

Miami is less interesting than it sounds.

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genius_man16 0

I like how my comment got moderated, and when they give me a link to show me what "rules" i'm supposed to follow, the page doesn't exist. Way to fail FML, **** you and your moderating comments.

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fxdxhk90 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Chaith 16

He might not be. Depends on how obligated you are to stay in the marriage because of money / kids, and how easily you can get another partner. Marriage is SACRED.. Who am I kidding. Husband & wife weight losing challenge? There are no greener pastures. Lmao..

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murderofcrows 0

get better at sex? seriously, there is always SOMETHING you can do.

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jc10x 8

Look at it this way OP, maybe your dick is big so she feels that having it in her is a punishment.

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Doogragoo 0

Tell her sex is a good way to lose weight and if shes that big of a bitch punch her in the mouth

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paigeorose92 4

maybe you'll be more attractive if you're skinnier....then she'll change her mind 8D yeah but FYL for not gettin' laid

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M13LO 0

see if one of her friends will help you out with that

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yanni222 0

Kick her in the face and yell "I live to have sex!" then walk away real slowly and in a cool manner, as your house explodes behind you.

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Lounia_fml 8

Cool guys don't look at explosions. =D

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LolAtYourFail 12

Sounds like the ad to guitar hero metallica

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darklove6792 0

umm......ok then.....

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RichYungReverse 0

Lmfao #9 rules

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