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THROW ACID ON HER FACE
Dude, HahaYDI, why the F do you reply to every top comment? I read your shitty replies for the last ten or so FML's... You are 24 and live in Miami. Don't you have a life? Go to the beach or something and annoy the surferboys
Miami is less interesting than it sounds.
HAHAHA do what #27 said
I like how my comment got moderated, and when they give me a link to show me what "rules" i'm supposed to follow, the page doesn't exist. Way to fail FML, **** you and your moderating comments.
ahahahaha
I'm sorry, but I laughed xD
You won't laugh when you're married.
your pics an Indian ninja don't talk
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayyou're an idiot.
get better at sex? seriously, there is always SOMETHING you can do.
Look at it this way OP, maybe your dick is big so she feels that having it in her is a punishment.
Tell her sex is a good way to lose weight and if shes that big of a bitch punch her in the mouth
maybe you'll be more attractive if you're skinnier....then she'll change her mind 8D yeah but FYL for not gettin' laid
Kick her in the face and yell "I live to have sex!" then walk away real slowly and in a cool manner, as your house explodes behind you.
Cool guys don't look at explosions. =D
9 wins best comment of the week
BEST COMMENT EVER!
Sounds like the ad to guitar hero metallica
Yes!
Keywords
I'm sorry, but I laughed xD
Kick her in the face and yell "I live to have sex!" then walk away real slowly and in a cool manner, as your house explodes behind you.