By seeminglyunsexy - United States
  Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML
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  Fernmelder  |  0

Dude, HahaYDI, why the F do you reply to every top comment? I read your shitty replies for the last ten or so FML's... You are 24 and live in Miami. Don't you have a life? Go to the beach or something and annoy the surferboys

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  genius_man16  |  0

I like how my comment got moderated, and when they give me a link to show me what "rules" i'm supposed to follow, the page doesn't exist.

Way to fail FML, fuck you and your moderating comments.

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  Chaith  |  16

He might not be. Depends on how obligated you are to stay in the marriage because of money / kids, and how easily you can get another partner. Marriage is SACRED..

Who am I kidding. Husband & wife weight losing challenge? There are no greener pastures. Lmao..