FML : Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so...

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Danno / Thursday 1 January 2009 18:22 / United States

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By Tenma_Hakase | 0

#23894 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 04:41

How pathetic can you be to get depressed by that... You do realize that the rejection is a randomized series of lines of code right?

By mikeyellenlee | 0

#3857 - Thursday 19 February 2009 07:05

I don't get what you're saying...but something tells me you're a loser.

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By xEPiCFAiLx | 0

#2227 - Saturday 14 February 2009 11:47

just ignore that. it's fake, anything could have happened i guess.

iownyou777 | 0

#915863 - Friday 5 March 2010 04:22

wat a fail this guy is

kaylabeanx | 1

#1035651 - Saturday 19 June 2010 06:41

Don't worry, only 2 people accept you on that site anyway

Starquake24 | 0

#4254395 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 06:00

Fake

By mikeyellenlee | 0

#3857 - Thursday 19 February 2009 07:05

I don't get what you're saying...but something tells me you're a loser.

chad73 | 0

#1545068 - Thursday 14 October 2010 02:41

maybe you'd have better luck dating in real life if you didn't sit around and play video games so much

By Tenma_Hakase | 0

#23894 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 04:41

How pathetic can you be to get depressed by that... You do realize that the rejection is a randomized series of lines of code right?

dmmcintyre3 | 8

#4261685 - Thursday 5 April 2012 07:08

It's not even randomized in GTA4.

jwp0211 | 17

#4787118 - Wednesday 8 August 2012 11:20

If I'm correct there are only 6 girls you can date, 3 at a time.

By tifferneelee | 0

#25667 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 02:06

i have the game and that doesn't happen. go make up more stories elsewhere

rwac07 | 0

#983000 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 08:45

it does happen u idiot

matt5217 | 4

#1120480 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 11:39

it happens

Franorox | 8

#3528817 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 04:38

It always happens asshole

SkateBoarding | 4

#3863205 - Wednesday 11 January 2012 12:23

Your making up stories retard

By kaffweenie07 | 0

#36553 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 04:17

There are only two or three girls that will accept you and it's not off the bat. It's later in the game. All the other girls are just for show.

By knitbitch | 0

#56335 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:35

Grand Theft Auto? You deserved that.

By nafiul93 | 0

#59156 - Thursday 26 March 2009 03:50

i agree to #3 why wud u be mad at that go outside and talk to chicks in REAL LIFE

By 24788 | 5

#161044 - Saturday 2 May 2009 01:50

Lol, it's not going to be that easy. No one would buys games if all the plots were easy.

By prettygirlsonly | 0

#168208 - Monday 4 May 2009 08:06

Im sorry... but... please, come to the real world, i know is unkind, but at least it is FOR REAL...

By ddrluna | 2

#216502 - Thursday 21 May 2009 05:38

Dude... This might be tough to grasp, but, uh... it's a video game. Seriously.

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