By Danno - 01/01/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 840
You deserved it 7 372

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How pathetic can you be to get depressed by that... You do realize that the rejection is a randomized series of lines of code right?

I don't get what you're saying...but something tells me you're a loser.

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just ignore that. it's fake, anything could have happened i guess.

wat a fail this guy is

Don't worry, only 2 people accept you on that site anyway

I don't get what you're saying...but something tells me you're a loser.

maybe you'd have better luck dating in real life if you didn't sit around and play video games so much

How pathetic can you be to get depressed by that... You do realize that the rejection is a randomized series of lines of code right?

It's not even randomized in GTA4.

If I'm correct there are only 6 girls you can date, 3 at a time.

i have the game and that doesn't happen. go make up more stories elsewhere

it does happen u idiot

It always happens asshole

Your making up stories retard

There are only two or three girls that will accept you and it's not off the bat. It's later in the game. All the other girls are just for show.

Grand Theft Auto? You deserved that.

i agree to #3 why wud u be mad at that go outside and talk to chicks in REAL LIFE

Lol, it's not going to be that easy. No one would buys games if all the plots were easy.

Im sorry... but... please, come to the real world, i know is unkind, but at least it is FOR REAL...

Dude... This might be tough to grasp, but, uh... it's a video game. Seriously.