By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 852
You deserved it 16 178

Same thing different taste

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Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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...to all you so good hearted people saying if it's true love: you are such a bullshitter.

Damn...thats fn sad. Since im a guy; i feel sorry for him

bluebird0020 2

.....OWNED. God. That is the ultimate fail for you. way to pick 'em.

splarf1991 0

should not matter if you truly love him

Both sides of this argument have a valid point. She has a right to not be fully satisfied, its just human nature, sex is part of life. Just because she wishes he was bigger doesn't indicate that she doesn't love him. Shes only being irrational if she leaves him for it. Otherwise, theres nothing truly wrong with it. As logically as I'm looking at this though, its slightly immoral to complain, and post about something that matters so much the guys on a public site. If i was in his situation, id be pretty embarrassed about all of this.

alecs0716 2

lol. just ask your girlfriend for a handj*b everyday. :P

good news is he's prolly really good with his hands.... and mouth Usually guys who feel they are small are more open to trying new things and are more in tune with or focused on wat makes u feel good rather than wat gets them off wether it be with toys or watnot Besides having a large/average sized dick does not make them good in bed and to everybody who made negative comments about him or her she has every right to be disappointed upset or watever u want to say she maybe shouldn't have posted it online for everybody to see but by doing so she has gotten support from many ppl where if she hadn't she may have had to deal with it alone, its not exactly something that you would talk to friends and family about and no it's not right to judge someone by their size but that doesn't mean u should pretend its nothing The negative connotation associated with having a so called small dick is wrong in my experience ppl who are larger even some who r average r very selfish... the best lover Ive ever had was wat most ppl consider to be small

set the cell on vibrate and tell him to call you over and over. as a thank you, show him you appreciate the convenience of his size by 'deep' throating him.

Why even compare the two? Do you often have sex with your cell phone? Look at it this way; guys who are well endowed slack off because they think they can. Guys with smaller ones work harder for it because they feel they have something to prove, and the sex usually ends up being much better.

mine is bigger than that and I'm 11 years old