Kids: Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me...

By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting this little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park so we did. When we were walking back, I was caring her on my back. When were almost at the door, she told me she had to go pee. I told her to hold it. As we were walking in the door I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By aisbash - 01/09/2013 19:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML

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By RunningMurphy - 15/05/2009 07:20 - United States

Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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Friday 15 May 2009 12:37

It would make more sense if you said the kid put her hand in her crotch. The way you've got it, it sounds like she was fisting herself. :/

stonerchu 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:09

Yuck

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stonerchu 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:09

Yuck

daniisme 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 0:31

then she tells you she's a 30 yr old midgit.

responses 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:13

She could fit her WHOLE hand in? FHL

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:54

but kids have small hands...soo it probably could fit...

brt3420 13

Thursday 17 March 2011 7:24

has anyone else not noticed that op said, some little girl came up to me where I work and asked me to help her change? who takes some random little girl into the bathroom to clean her up? I used to work for Walmart and that would get me fired quick. I don't know many places that shit flies so ydi for being a creep to take a random girl into the bathroom

matt5217 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:18

maybe she works at a daycare or school?

cold_lady13 6

Tuesday 28 May 2013 13:14

#180 Maybe op works at a child center/daycare or something

Sanrio90 8

Friday 15 May 2009 12:09

This is why I don't want kids.

krazygirl100 9

Friday 15 April 2011 16:55

i thought it was cuz it hurts to much

FaperPairy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:12

... Lovely.

IllegalLight 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:15

Ew... this is why I don't like kids.

Random_lurker12 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:15

Ewwww. I hope her mom cleans her. That's discusting but i'm sure the kid didn't know what she was doing.

imnutsss 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 9:28

spelling lesson time!!! okay repeat after me.. the word is d-i-s-g-u-s-t-i-n-g. yaaayy you did it!

pwincessa23 1

Sunday 1 August 2010 12:02

Do you realize you just made urself look S-T-U-P-I-D?!

i8thelastcookeii 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:01

that's R-I-G-H-T!!

neonpanda44 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:56

hey dumbass spelling lesson, repeat after me, ok? d-I-s-c-u-s-t-I-n-g. Learn how to spell before you call someone out like a bitch and go **** yourself