By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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My_Name_Sucks 2

Anyone saying, "It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it" is either A.) A man with a small penis, or B.) A girl who's only experienced small penises. Either way, you have no idea what you're talking about.

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WithaKay 4

If a guy complained about his girlfriends boobs on here like that the girls on here would go crazy. You can pretty much tell by the number of thumbs on each post their are so many more chicks than guys on here.

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outdoorpunk 0

hey 327, if it's big enough then u don't have to use it so delicately.

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ky765 0

wtf thats like the size of a fetus..... well of the fetuses dick

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zzzzuuuu_fml 0

thts not gd for him but i told my girlfriend tht i had a 3 and a half inch penis and she believed me i laughed for 5 min straight at her reaction when i told her i lied

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zzzzuuuu_fml 0

thts not gd for him but i told my girlfriend tht i had a 3 and a half inch penis and she believed me i laughed for 5 min straight at her reaction when i told her i lied

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PRfrmBKLYN 2

....better hope he's good with his tongue then

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