By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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imreallyhigh 0

it's not a Peter unless it's 12 inches

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ljdd2009 0

He may be the love of your life but he ain't gonna give you the love of your life ;)

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EllieMaxine 0

bahaha micropenis ftl.

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Navith 13

That's exactly what I thought when I read this

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asphaltdog34 0

most of the l the womens nerve endings are in the 1st 3 inches of the ******, so with a 3 1/2" penis she can still be easily pleased, and they make toys now that can help the sex with someone that is not very endowed, and all they guys on here that are laughing saying how big their cocks are, yea I'm sure they are all on the same short boat as him, it's easy to boast and lie from a phone or a computer.....

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MrCheizel 0

that sucks dick. well not much dick. I feel sorry for the both of you. maybe enhancements?

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veerla 0

it sucks, but you should love him the way he is, and surely if hes the love of your life!

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AnaCristina_fml 0

hahhaahhahahahahaahhahaha im sorryyyyy! lololol :D

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