By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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knome 1

strap ons. enough said

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KamilleBlack 3

Its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean..

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killerkat1697 0

my cellphone SCREEN is 4.3 inches....... he needs some pills now!!

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sammy259 3

that would not even make past your ass cheeks

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holyallah 0

just to make you feel better i am 14 and have a 6 incher

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casserann 0

it's not the size that counts it's how he uses it . lol who am I kidding is that even long enough to put it in?

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mikestarr_89 0

omg can you be anymore of a rude bitch. it's not the size that matters it's how you use it... the reason your worried must be because your lose! grow up you child and have some respect

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siilvr 0

winningggg! but seriously, dick size shouldnt matter. a lot worse things in the world -_-

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