sad
Party for one
Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To
Ephrata, United States
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
ELLI
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Kerry
United States
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
rcarn
Leesburg, United States
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Callum536
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey big spender
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Top comments
cuz803 46
Get some new friends, buddy. Going as far as to pay for no shows says a lot.
RichardPencil 32
How much did you pay them to be there? I'll come for $200 plus expenses.
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RichardPencil 32
How much did you pay them to be there? I'll come for $200 plus expenses.
cuz803 46
Get some new friends, buddy. Going as far as to pay for no shows says a lot.
rebelrunner09 10
where's it at? I'll be right there!!
RichardPencil 32
How much are you charging? Don't undercut me, man! You do that and someone will undercut you. Pretty soon, their "friends" will show up for free and where will we be?
Jesse Duff 15
this sucks to hear, but you just paid that much to weed out bad people in your life, keep the tally of what you paid per head, and any of them comes crawling around looking for money, you just present them with the tab, and say, ill take it off your debt.