By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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fatboy1 0

wow I am 14 mine is 7.5in

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sculp91 0

and women say size doesn't matter.....bullshit you're as shallow as men. lol

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shoecrazy 5

sorry that sucks. you guys can always use toys...

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unsocialentity 0

I can't believe these comments. Pull out a ruler and see how big 3.5 inches is. A girl isn't a **** or shallow if she wants someone with a dick that can actually go in far enough to get her off. Would you want a chick with a big floppy ****** where you can barely feel anything when you have sex?

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kei1108 13

If you really loved him, I don't think you should care.

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mrshatch21 0

you are such a bitch!

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mcc94 0

if he's the love of your life then it shouldnt matter

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Atrain49 0

I agree completely. You obviously need to rethink your values if this is the most important thing.

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bearley54 0

I'm 14 and have a 6 & 1/2 inch dick. time for you to get a new bf.

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ooobabyy 4

why are you feeling bad for him? she can deep throat that shit easy

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