By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 852
You deserved it 16 178

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

Comments

sugar42 0

ahahahahh LOL is it even possible to be that small?

ibedestinie 0

as someone I really miss used to say: it's not about the size of the boat..it's the motion in the ocean! and YDI for having a big cell phone

that's why you try it before you buy it. I hope you haven't married him yet.

Don't get mad at her for posting this! She still loves him.. Haha and that's not too bad xD ....that's just awkwardly sized. (: OH AND: Little Boys: We don't care about your supposedly "12" inch dick.

chaleighrae7 4

deal. if you love him do the best you can to work with it? lolp

bjbrad69 0

if he's the "love of your life" , than you shouldn't give a shit ya fuckn bitch

try it before you buy it. hope you're not married to him