Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 02:00

Today, on my first day off in months, my stepdad woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn, screaming at me to “get my lazy ass up” and start doing some chores. I guess pretending to still be asleep didn’t make him to go away, because I then felt hot water seeping through the blankets and onto my legs. FML
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Your step-dad sounds like a piss-poor prick (not a dog, because that would just be an insult to dogs). Definitely time to start looking for another place where you don't have to deal with this crap.

did he pee on you?

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did he pee on you?

Your step-dad sounds like a piss-poor prick (not a dog, because that would just be an insult to dogs). Definitely time to start looking for another place where you don't have to deal with this crap.

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I love the expression "the buttcrack of dawn".

Right? That definitely got a chuckle 😃.