Pushing the envelope

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 914
You deserved it 148

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The Porcelain God is not thrilled at this shituation...I do hope you are otherwise OK! Prune juice, water, and fiber, oh my...

On the bright side, you didn't shit your pants. Just walk out into the office barefoot and pantsless. Own the look and you'll get through the day just fine.

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The Porcelain God is not thrilled at this shituation...I do hope you are otherwise OK! Prune juice, water, and fiber, oh my...

On the bright side, you didn't shit your pants. Just walk out into the office barefoot and pantsless. Own the look and you'll get through the day just fine.

Habacadavarus 8

Do not strain to poop, you have no idea how wrong things can go even taking into consideration what happened to you. Relax, the process is supposed to occur naturally.