Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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blastvortex 4
Haha. Sans your crappy taste, you have evidence enough to prove the theft, so there isn't that much to gripe about except for lost time and gas. Even more funny, she's as much a conformist to her demographic as you might be - if not more so - barring her angsty, teenage fangs as she does. I'm LMAO. Your family tree isn't exactly showing many signs of wit nor wisdom. Yeah, it sucks to be you alright. Just try not to have any kids, and preferably, prevent your sister from doing the same. LOL xD
woofypoms 0
WOW your sister is a bitch! I'd be pissed! I hate people like her. I really hope she grows out of that "nonconformist conformist" mentality. **** her stupid friends, too.
Goodnamesaregone 0
she must be goth
kimberlylynn 0
Your sister has a myspace, but you're the conformist?
ravenscorne 0
So in her mind you're a conformist. Let her know that in your mind, she's a bitch who needs to respect other people's property. Trash her undergarments and relish in the fact that at least you won't have to go commando in jeans for a week. Or delete her extensive music library and break her CDs. See how she likes having personal property being destroyed. Or better yet, hack onto her myspace and terminate her profile.
ravenscorne 0
So in her mind you're a conformist. Let her know that in your mind, she's a bitch who needs to respect other people's property. Trash her undergarments and relish in the fact that at least you won't have to go commando in jeans for a week. Or delete her extensive music library and break her CDs. See how she likes having personal property being destroyed. Or better yet, hack onto her myspace and terminate her profile.
JJ9984138 0
I would kill a bitch. shave her head when shes asleep(:
JJ9984138 0
I would kill a bitch. shave her head when shes asleep(:
Seravee 0
oh god, is she one of those kids who follow a subcultural trend. pft she calls you a conformist. everyone is one. she's a conformist for following that trend.
itsalmost3am 0
dude, your sister is the biggest bitch ever! it's probably wrong but cut up all her shit, take pictures and laugh when she gets pissed. hell, i'll do it for you!