Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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devildog42787 0
Beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat then post it on her myspace so all her little bitch friends can see where being a psycho emo bitch will get you
Tikal_fml 0
That sucks, especially seeing as how your sister is such a hypocrite.
Greenyz 0
Cut her hair when she's sleeping.
Greenyz 0
Then, take her computer and shred it. Everybody has a computer. It's so conformist.
therevgurl286 1
Wow, ok, youre being a really ******* stupid bitch for buying that crap. Because, think, who the **** wants to buy some clothes from a place that smells like a hooker convention(Hollister.) and its so damn expensive. Who wants to buy something from there thats like $60 and then the fabric is so thin it rips after a month. Honey, Im with your sister, go buy some decent non-whorey clothes.
Starfire22 5
Why does it bother you so much? If you don't want to buy it, that's perfectly fine, noone is saying that you have to. But don't tell me that I can't buy stuff from these stores and that it's ok for someone to rip up MY personal property. Would you like it if I ripped up your clothing because I didn't like it and told you that you deserved it? or break your stuff? No, I wouldn't think so, so how about you think about how angry and upset you would be if it happened to you, you freaking idiot!
cxnt12 0
also # 305. what would you consider a non hooker scent, that nasty smelling body spray from zeller? or like a hippy with all those insence you can buy at hot topic? hollister sells t shirts and sweaters. hot topic sells corset tops and trshy skirts. im thinking hot topic is alot more like a hooker and completely indecent. every emo kid i know is a total **** with skirts so short you can see their twat. maybe the extra 60$ is for more fabrit to cover the conformist ****
TheAlphabetMasta 0
Im not a total ****.... =(
kikiface 1
have you ever actually been in hollister or are you going by what the rest of your little non-conformist friends tell you?
TheAlphabetMasta 0
I've been in their but it was really smelly so I left.
alexandraa_fml 0
"..fabric is so thin it rips." Time to start buying the next size up?
RMC000 7
You deserve it for buying Hollister & AE in the first place. As for the rest of you -- you're fecking retarded for arguing on the internet. It's like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.
Stotan1228 0
Win but lose for hatin on a simple corporation.
Soulathyia 0
haleyisabeast says it perfectly thank you Haley!
barkman173 0
$300 worth of ae and hollister? what's that, a hat and a scarf?
nycfwa 0
haha i moderated this one
RyanKaufman 7
Drill out her eyes, remove her organs from them, neatly arrange them, take pictures, post them on her myspace and say "She conformed and died. Also she conformed and had organs".