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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 23:02 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML

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By M. Moore - 10/06/2019 18:00

Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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By sickened - 21/09/2014 18:23 - United Kingdom - Gateshead

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 17 September 2019 20:36

Tell 'im not to sell for under $20....

Petra Grote 20

Tuesday 17 September 2019 22:17

Clean or not clean. That is the question....

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 17 September 2019 20:36

Tell 'im not to sell for under $20....

Petra Grote 20

Tuesday 17 September 2019 22:17

Clean or not clean. That is the question....

mcsmee 7

Tuesday 17 September 2019 23:23

Demand that he cut you in on the action.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 September 2019 23:27

I guess it depends on what you pay for underwear. If the purchase price of underwear plus your time to make them nice and smelly is around $8, he's earning a nice 25% margin.

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 18 September 2019 7:34

How old is your son? On the bright side he is starting a business.

thisisbutaname 38

Wednesday 18 September 2019 8:51

He gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

1gullible_bugger 33

Thursday 19 September 2019 2:37

Business savvy fellow.. 😂

alycion 38

Thursday 19 September 2019 9:02

A young entrepreneur. You should be proud.

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