By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 17:41 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 366
You deserved it 10 039

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"Sticky situation" comments and pussy double-entendres in 3...2...1...

Take yer dirty animal down to PetsMart where the motto is: We're not pussies about cleaning cats.

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"Sticky situation" comments and pussy double-entendres in 3...2...1...

No Pleo, that's your job :D

I don't like to make puns on the cat ones because they are so abundant on FML and so the comment section just ends up reading "pussy" ad nauseam.

And hey, waddaya know, I wasn't wrong at all ;)

8 - I thought the words "I don't like to make puns" would ever escape your lips! Or.. Your fingers, I guess.

ctrl+f "pussy"... OH GOD HE'S RIGHT.

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That is a terrible idea. If you got gum in your hair would your first thought be to shave your head? Also if op's cat attacks every time it gets a bath you think a razor would have a calming influence on it?

you hear that? its the sound of 3#'s joke going over your head

And you taking my comment seriously gj idiot

What the actual fuck? You're the cabbage muff thundercunt idiot here. If you were making a joke it wasn't obvious.

46- well, 3's joke wasn't funny so.

... I laughed!

46-I know it was supposed to be a joke -_-

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shame OP didn't know it was going to happen..

Because real life is all staged, and we're all recording everything and planning for it to happen so we can upload it. Right.

You are an a$$!

Maybe take her to a cat groomer?

Or just wet your hands and "pet" the cat carefully as to not invoke wrath.

or put peanut butter on it, put it under a laundry basket and spray it with a hose, than take it out and soap it down, than spray it under the basket again

Take yer dirty animal down to PetsMart where the motto is: We're not pussies about cleaning cats.

Blowin bubbles is all fun and games until someone gets sticky.

#39, Michael Jackson liked it.

Bubbles enjoyed it too.

Put peanut butter on her that's what people do when they get gum in their hair, and if it doesn't work you could always just coat her in chocolate and have a pussy that tastes like a peanut butter cup.

Yeah but the gum isnt healthy for the cat

Peanut butter helps to get the gum out from what I've heard, I've never actually tried it myself

15- I'm sure you'd clean the poor cat quickly after it got gum on itself.

You do know that you can pay people to clean your sticky pussy...

Good one!!! Best comment I've seen!

The sugar in it could be bad for the cat just like the sugar in some gums are poison for dogs Look it up

The 'thing' is a cat