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  Pleonasm  |  34

I don't like to make puns on the cat ones because they are so abundant on FML and so the comment section just ends up reading "pussy" ad nauseam.

  teareb  |  9

That is a terrible idea. If you got gum in your hair would your first thought be to shave your head? Also if op's cat attacks every time it gets a bath you think a razor would have a calming influence on it?

By  dandaman1457  |  7

Put peanut butter on her that's what people do when they get gum in their hair, and if it doesn't work you could always just coat her in chocolate and have a pussy that tastes like a peanut butter cup.