Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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Alannaa 0
Okay, I made this account to tell you off. I can tell you, firsthand, that us "noncomformists" don't actually use the terms "comformists" and "noncomformists". So I have to assume three possibilities. 1-This FML is fake and you're a complete dumbass, 2-Your sister is a poser, and 3-Since you live in New Hampshire, it's not surprising that you're both so stupid. On the other hand, your sister's a little bitch for cutting up your stuff to show off and her friends are losers with no life and a really shitty home situation. You, on the other hand, are a complete idiot for giving her the opportunity to do so, wasting that much money on the #1 brand for labels(they put their logo everywhere!), and mentioning the brand names on FML. Half of the FMLers are "noncomformists". If you're old enough to have a little sister with a myspace then you should be old enough to realize that you won't get 100% sympathy on FML. You want a group of supporters? Talk to your friends, assuming you have any. I'm calling this a tie. YDI and FYL.
thesunshotme 0
Who the **** goes on FML for 100% sympathy? Moron.
manda97 3
if you don't use those terms, then why did you use that term to describe people on this site and to describe your self? just wondering....
Emperor_Jim 0
Self-proclaimed "non-comformists" are stupid kids who've never expirienced the real word. However, American Eagle and Hollister are for douchebages. There's really no clear winner here.
tb15 0
YDI. That stupid conformist she should be like us non-conformists and shop at hot topic and talk about it on our MySpace accounts while listening to the #1 emo band
tb15 0
sarcasm btw
shreddinthagnar 0
sounds like your sister owes you $300.
shreddinthagnar 0
so wait; I see people bitching about being a conformist. but wouldn't it make you a conformist to be a non-conformist? shitty band reference but it's like that Hollywood Undead song about how much emo kids suck. and the lyric is "you'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me". basically, everyone is a conformist. and I agree with the people talking about how much it sucks to have to pay your own way. little kids, learn some work ethic and then get back to us. :*
mounir210 0
she's right. I mean, you can't get mad at your daughter for being an individual, and not a sheep.
tb15 0
this is climbing to the top of the most commented list pretty quickly
zombiemuffins13 0
Why is the sister calling her older sister a conformist when she uses myspace just like every other person in the US...?
nukeboy14 0
whip her ass until she cries for mercy , thats the way to do it